Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A: Quattro sinko.
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A: A stick.
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Q: What is a ghost’s favourite position in soccer?
A: Ghoul keeper.
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Q: What is a cheerleader’s favourite colour?
A: Yeller!
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Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.
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Q: When is a baby good at basketball?
A: When it’s dribbling!
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Q: Why did the basketball player go to jail?
A: Because he shot the ball.
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Q: Why do basketball players love doughnuts?
A: Because they dunk them!
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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!
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Q: What is a Cheerleader’s favourite food?
A: Cheerios!
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Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
A: They both need a good batter!
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Q: What’s a golfer’s favourite letter?
A: Tee!
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Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A: A bat!
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Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
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Q: Why is tennis such a loud sport?
A: The players raise a racquet. — Compiled by The Surfer
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