Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? A: Quattro sinko. *****

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A: A stick. *****

Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer? A: Because she’s always running away from the ball. *****

Q: What is a ghost’s favourite position in soccer? A: Ghoul keeper. *****

Q: What is a cheerleader’s favourite colour? A: Yeller! *****

Q: What is a Cheerleader’s favourite food? A: Cheerios! *****

Q: When is a baby good at basketball? A: When it’s dribbling! *****

Q: Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course? A: He was perfecting his swing. *****

Q: Why did the basketball player go to jail? A: Because he shot the ball. *****

Q: Why do basketball players love doughnuts? A: Because they dunk them! *****

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one! *****

Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake? A: They both need a good batter! *****

Q: What’s a golfer’s favourite letter? A: Tee! *****

Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A: A bat! *****

Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run? A: Your breath! *****

Q: Why is tennis such a loud sport? A: The players raise a racquet. *****

Q: What do hockey players and magicians have in common? A: Both do hat tricks!

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Q: What is an insect’s favourite sport? A: Cricket!

— Compiled by The Surfer