Farid Alvie

CLIFTONIA: CLIFTONOMICS TO THE RESC UE

CLIFTONIA: CLIFTONOMICS TO THE RESC UE

Patriotic hard-working Cliftonians from across Whatsapp groups have devised a plan to rescue the country’s flailing economy Published 17 Sep, 2023 06:03am
CLIFTONIA: MOON RIVER AND ME

CLIFTONIA: MOON RIVER AND ME

A brand new, multibillion dollar, real estate scheme has been launched, to turn the dark side of the moon into a Cliftonia of … Published 25 Jun, 2023 05:12am
CLIFTONIA: UNPRECEDENTED LEAKAGE

CLIFTONIA: UNPRECEDENTED LEAKAGE

The problems of the upper echelons of Cliftonia come to light, as an anonymous source leaks audio tapes of several conversations… Published 28 May, 2023 09:58am
CLIFTONIA: EXTRA-CURRICULAR CURRICULUMS

CLIFTONIA: EXTRA-CURRICULAR CURRICULUMS

Eos gets access to a list of approved questions compiled for school textbooks by the upper echelons of the Republic of Cliftonia Published 30 Apr, 2023 07:04am
CLIFTONIA: LET US EAT CAKE

CLIFTONIA: LET US EAT CAKE

A high-level meeting convenes to discuss how to generate revenue for a bankrupt Republic of Cliftonia Published 05 Mar, 2023 07:13am
CLIFTONIA: THEIR MASTER’S VOICE

CLIFTONIA: THEIR MASTER’S VOICE

National Hope & Icon Nazir Jr pens a heartfelt appeal to the Western establishment for help against the local Cliftonian establi… Published 29 Jan, 2023 06:23am
CLIFTONIA: RENDEZVOUS WITH REBECCA

CLIFTONIA: RENDEZVOUS WITH REBECCA

Jimmy Jirga and Rebecca De Chandio meet for a public tête–à–tête to discuss philosophy and their leader. Updated 05 Dec, 2022 01:14pm
CLIFTONIA: HIGH ON NIRVANA

CLIFTONIA: HIGH ON NIRVANA

National Hope & Icon Nazir Jr’s latest self-help book is meant to help his Cliftonian brethren deal with inner turmoil and achieve Published 11 Sep, 2022 06:39am
CLIFTONIA: THE SPIRIT OF SACRIFICE

CLIFTONIA: THE SPIRIT OF SACRIFICE

This Eid, in the spirit of the glorious Cliftonian tradition of sacrificing all that belongs to others for the sake of a good... Published 10 Jul, 2022 03:13am
CLIFTONIA: WAITING FOR GUDDU

CLIFTONIA: WAITING FOR GUDDU

Samuel Beckett had nothing on this play with three of your favourite characters from The Republic... Published 12 Jun, 2022 09:02am
CLIFTONIA: LOVE IN THE TIME OF CORONA

CLIFTONIA: LOVE IN THE TIME OF CORONA

In an exclusive arrangement with Any Random House Publishing, we bring you excerpts from best-selling author Cliftonia Ali’s... Published 24 Apr, 2022 06:59am
CLIFTONIA: THE DEPTHS OF OUR STRATEGIES

CLIFTONIA: THE DEPTHS OF OUR STRATEGIES

A peek into the Cliftonian premier’s aspirations to transform the Republic of Cliftonia into Riyasat-i-Scandinavia, Riyasat-i... Published 20 Mar, 2022 07:17am