Katrina waxed

Published October 26, 2014

My o my. I don’t believe this!

Authorities at London’s famous Madam Tussaud’s Museum have gotten in touch with the rosy-cheeked Katrina Kaif to ask her if they can put her wax statue in the museum alongside the likes of Madhuri Dixit, Kareena Kapoor and Ashwariya Rai.

News is that Katrina K is over-excited about it. An official meeting between the actress and museum officials will take place next week where the last touches on the statue, err agreement, will be given.

Hmm … come to think of it, even if Katrina K just goes there and stands next to any statue, she will still look waxy enough to pass off as a piece of sculpture.

Published in Dawn, Sunday Magazine, October 26th, 2014

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