Jokes

Published December 22, 2012

Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?

A: Quattro sinko.

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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?

A: A stick.

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Q: What is a ghost’s favourite position in soccer?

A: Ghoul keeper.

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Q: What is a cheerleader’s favourite colour?

A: Yeller!

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Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?

A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.

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Q: When is a baby good at basketball?

A: When it’s dribbling!

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Q: Why did the basketball player go to jail?

A: Because he shot the ball.

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Q: Why do basketball players love doughnuts?

A: Because they dunk them!

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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one!

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Q: What is a Cheerleader’s favourite food?

A: Cheerios!

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Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?

A: They both need a good batter!

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Q: What’s a golfer’s favourite letter?

A: Tee!

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Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A: A bat!

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Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?

A: Your breath!

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Q: Why is tennis such a loud sport?

A: The players raise a racquet. — Compiled by The Surfer

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