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Teacher: You copied from Fred’s exam paper didn’t you ?
Pupil: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred wrote in his paper “I don’t know” and you have put “Me, neither”!
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“Great news! The teacher says we have a test today, come rain or shine.”
“So what’s so great about that?”
“It’s snowing outside!”
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What kinds of tests do they give witches?
Hex-aminations and Spelling tests!
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Father: “What did the teacher think of your idea?”
Son: “She took it like a lamb.”
Father: “Really ? What did she say?”
Son: “Baa!”
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Father: “How were the exam questions?”
Son: “Easy.”
Father: “Then why look so unhappy?”
Son: “The questions didn’t give me any trouble, but the answers did!”
