Q: How do you know when there’s an elephant under your bed? A: Your nose touches the ceiling!

Q: Where do polar bears put their money? A: In snow banks

Q: How does a skeleton call his friends? A: On a telebone!

Q: What is black and white and red all over? A: A sunburnt Dalmatian

Q: When do kangaroos celebrate their birthdays? A: On a leap year!

Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night? A: To the moooovies

Q: What day do potatoes hate the most? A: Fry-day!

Q: What kind of room can you eat? A: A mushroom!

Q: What do you call an oyster that won’t share? A: A selfish shellfish

Q: What happens when an egg laughs? A: It cracks up!

Guest: Why does your dog watch me eat like that? Host: Because you are eating from the dog’s bowl!

Q: What do you get if cross a line of Barbies? A: A barbecue!

Q: What’s a horse’s favourite drink? A: Lemon-neighed!

Q: How do you fix a broken tomato? A: With tomato paste!

Q: What’s the best way to talk to a monster? A: From a distance.

Q: What did the inventor of the door-knocker win? A: The no-bell prize.— Compiled by The Surfer