What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time no flea!

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How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck!

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What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?

He gets toad away!

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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

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What’s the difference between an injured lion and a wet day?

One pours with rain, the other roars with pain!

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What did the egg say to the other egg?

Let’s get cracking!

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

You bump your nose on the ceiling!

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What do you call a great dog detective?

Sherlock Bones!

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What do you say to a cow that crosses in front of your car?

Mooo-ve over!

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What would you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer!

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What is black and white and goes round and round?

A penguin in a revolving door!

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Why are penguins so popular on the Internet?

Because they have Web feet!— Compiled by The Surfer