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What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?
Summer!
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How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
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Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything!
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What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back!
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What has six eyes but cannot see?
Three blind mice!
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What does a kitten become after it’s three days old?
Four days old!
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Why is a hen sitting on a fence like a cent?
It has its head on one side and its tail on the other!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?
Anything you like, it can’t hear you!
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What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
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Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
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What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!
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When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!
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What time is it when
an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
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Which bird lifts the heaviest weights?
A crane!
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Fry-day!
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What do call a bear with no ears?
B!
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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
To the MOOO-vies!
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Why are igloos round?
So polar bears can’t hide in the corners!
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What do you give an elephant with big feet?
Plenty of room!
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What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost!
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What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jellybutton!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
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What do you give an elephant that’s going to be sick?
Plenty of space!— Compiled by The Surfer
