Yaqoob Bhai was gutted when he saw the heart-wrenching images of the famine in Thar on TV. He attacked his burger with much anger and outrage.
Orya Maqbool’s Theory on Famine in Thar …
Yoga in Islamabad …
Led to …
Sindh Festival.
That led to …
Wrath of God.
That led to …
Famine in Thar
A gallant TV vigilante aunty uncovers yet another culprit destroying the moral fabric of Pakistani society: A downtrodden transvestite.
After conducting an invigorating TV programme on Malala’s book, talk show host, Badnam Shahid, and guests Orio Maqbool Biscuit and Sangsar Abbasi, hold a book-burning ceremony in the studio’s parking lot. Apart from burning hundreds of copies of Malala’s book, they also threw Dr. Parvez Hoodbhoy’s glasses into the bonfire.
Later …
A PTI patriot knocks out yet another American agent. On Twitter.
A PTI patriot reacts to news of a drone attack.
A PTI patriot reacts to news of a suicide bomb attack.
Nadeem F. Paracha is a cultural critic and senior columnist for Dawn Newspaper and Dawn.com. He is also the author of two books on the social history of Pakistan, End of the Past and The Pakistan Anti-Hero.
He tweets @NadeemfParacha