Yaqoob Bhai was gutted when he saw the heart-wrenching images of the famine in Thar on TV. He attacked his burger with much anger and outrage.




Orya Maqbool’s Theory on Famine in Thar …

Yoga in Islamabad …

Led to …

Sindh Festival.

That led to …

Wrath of God.

That led to …

Famine in Thar




A gallant TV vigilante aunty uncovers yet another culprit destroying the moral fabric of Pakistani society: A downtrodden transvestite.

After conducting an invigorating TV programme on Malala’s book, talk show host, Badnam Shahid, and guests Orio Maqbool Biscuit and Sangsar Abbasi, hold a book-burning ceremony in the studio’s parking lot. Apart from burning hundreds of copies of Malala’s book, they also threw Dr. Parvez Hoodbhoy’s glasses into the bonfire.




Later …







A PTI patriot knocks out yet another American agent. On Twitter.




A PTI patriot reacts to news of a drone attack.




A PTI patriot reacts to news of a suicide bomb attack.

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