The only barrier to end corruption in Pakistan and bring the Caliphate of the objective resolution and caretaker set up is the Swiss letter. Prime Minister Joseph Guillotine was not a good Muslim (Article 63-1-g) and he refused to write the Swiss letter. Another PM is going to lose his job and the seat of Gujjar Khan soon. The deadlock over the Swiss letter is the mother of all problems in Pakistan. This issue is shaking the foundation and DPC (damp proofing course) of Pakistan.

The Mutaweens of Constitution have hit the road to impose the supremacy of constitution, but the Illuminati and liberal Scumanati are out to destroy the revolution of Burgeratti. The keyboard nationalist, G3 jihadists, Wi-Fi revolutionaries and status quo slayers are also blasting away on their keyboards from the Gloria Jeans Café to end the politics of status quo and bring revolution that was stuck in the traffic of Shahdara bridge.

In the larger interest of Pakistan’s Caliphate, I have decided to write the letter myself in the Swiss national language (German) to Swiss Authorities. And since the ex-president of France, al Jacuzzi is also part of kickbacks, I am also sending a French letter to the French courts. A copy is attached herewith.

To,

Ehrenhaft chef justice, (Honourable chief justice) Schweizer föderalistisch Gericht (Swiss Federal court) DieSchweiz. (Switzerland)

Mein Herr! (Lord!)

With all due Respekt, I beg to informieren you that I am al Bakistanisch Bürger (citizen) and am writing this as no Bakistanischi can write a Buchstabe (letter) in Schweizer Sprache (Swiss language) as our volks Sprache (national language) is Arabisch. Al Bakistanisch is the seventh Atomkraft (nuclear power) of the world and 147th on human development index because of the Swiss Letter. The political demokratish government of PPP refuses the orderisch of supreme kourt to write a Buchstabe to your lordshipistch because they are all illiterati and can only write SMS messages.

Mein Führer,

Die ex High Kourt Richter (judge) Malik Abdul Qayyum had found die Asifisch Zardari guilty of charges framed by al Talwarur Rehmanisch dictated by Schabaz Scharrif on telefon. The transcriptsch of the telefon konversation is attasched. Nawaztch Scharrif die Prime Minister of al Bakistanisch had initiated the kase in Canton of Geneva, Schweiz in 1998 which akkused Benatzir Bhutto and Asifisch Zardari to have embezzled $60 million in kickbacks stasched in Schweizer bank akkounts. Die Talwar ur Rehmanisch had communischted with die Ehrnhaft chef justice to openischet die kases in Schweizer Confoederatio Helvetica. We, the volks of al Bakistanisch, want you to open the cases with Swiss Messer (knife) as al Bakistanisch Talwar ur Rehmanischis residing in Abu Dhabi.

Please issue the verdict like Malik Abdul Qayyum urgently undstrafen (punish) the Präsident of Al Bakistanisch for corruption so that the revolution of burgers and Burgerins can come to Bakistanisch.

Also the Bürgers, Sandwiches, and al Schwarmas of al Bakistanisch want the Honourable Richter (judge) to open the Missing persons case und Mehran Bank Skandal case and my property dispute with my brother in canton of al Beshawar. All other problems of al Bakistanisch have been solved, Blitzkrieg of Taliban silenced, load-shedding was solved eons ago, the per capita income is equal to Swiss burgers.

The volks (nation) of al Bakistanisch would be grateful if you free the Fernsehen (television) anchors, who are krying hoarse day and nacht (night) on the issue of writing a Buchstabe to your Lordshipistch. I am writing this Buchstabe to end the konflikt in al Bakistanisch, and bring back the Zeitgeist of Mahmud of Ghazna to be the rulers and collectors of bounty of all the welt (world).

Gottmituns (God be with us).

Beste Regards, Burgers of al Bakistanisch.

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