READ: Satire — what could happen on election day

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It’s the age of super-fast and super-efficient everything worldwide — even if it’s actually the age of cratered roads, gas loadshedding and internet outages in Pakistan.

Sidestepping the tempting digression(s), the point is that in this day and age, one should really not have to wait till February 8 to know what is going to happen on the day of general elections.

Based on the previous 11 editions, we have put together a comprehensive list of all that is likely to transpire when the country goes to vote for the dozenth time.

Read the full story here.

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