Time was a precious commodity for Awami Muslim League leader Sheikh Rashid last night as all the election campaigning had to stop at the turn of midnight.

But one of his well-wishers was not ready to let go of the microphone without saying a few prayers for Rashid's ally, Imran Khan.

The old fella's reluctance to give up the mic, much to the annoyance of Rashid, gave birth to this pre-poll classic.

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