I decided to contest the elections. Here's what happened next

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My cousin, who is also like many other boys his age an expert on local politics, told me I would need a NEW LOOK!

He said my jeans and all wouldn’t cut it. I argued that Jinnah Sahib was westernised and had puppies, he said it is not Jinnah’s Pakistan anymore. It is Zia’s. I disagree, I protest. But… I decided this wasn’t a battle I wanted to pick -- it was a small price to pay to cause some greater good.

Here’s the look I came up with:

And ..... for the rest of the plot, go here. Also, warning: this piece is a satire.

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