23 August, 2014 / Shawwal 26, 1435

Hats off!

Published Jan 01, 2013 01:38pm

-Image courtesy Wiki Commons.
-Image courtesy Wiki Commons.

It is very unfortunate that I did not buy a hat at the Sunday Baazar the other day when I was looking for a potentially stolen Leica camera.  There were many wonderful used hats selling that were fit for a king but priced for a pauper.  These hats would have come in handy for taking them off to the many great personalities of Pakistan.

The need for a hat actually presented itself soon after returning from my trip to the bazaar and switched on my computer to look up the news on Dawn.com.

I was feeling rather down after the previous day’s assassination of Bashir Bilour and seven others. It was therefore very reassuring to read that the statement of Mr. Rehman Malik, our Interior Minister, the protector of Pakistan and the nightmare of terrorists, that Pakistan’s situation today is worse than what it was in 1969 and 1971.

This great man received an honorary Ph.D in October 2011 from the Karachi University for “matchless services to the country in the war on terror and particularly in restoring peace to citizens of Karachi”.  The situation in Karachi today is proof positive of how well-earned the degree was.

You see, how intelligent our great leader-philosopher is?  His approach is to prepare you for the worst and so you rejoice when it turns out not as bad. If the situation is worse than 1971, we are very close to losing more than half the country.  So if we lose half of the current Pakistan (by population), Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, Sindh, Balochistan and Gilgit Baltistan are good as gone!  So if in the near future even one of these provinces decides to stay as a part of Pakistan, there is cause to celebrate and the name of Mr. Malik will be written in the history books.

I am starting a petition to award another Ph.D to Dr. Malik for Psychology.

So all the hats off to you Dr. Dr. Rehman Malik!

-Picture courtesy Wiki Commons.
-Picture courtesy Wiki Commons.

My mind put to rest, I continued onto the other sections of the news.

A feature in the same edition of Dawn.com was on PIA’s stellar performance.  It reminded me of my experience with the national airline that was like a leaf out of Mr. Rehman Malik’s book.

I was on a PIA flight to Beijing.  As the plane flew over the mighty Karakorams, the Captain announced on the PA system that it was a rare occasion to have a full moon and no clouds when flying over these mountains. The cabin lights were dimmed and we were afforded the magnificent sight of a field of snow capped peaks, including the mighty K2, glistening in the moonlight.

Just as we were enjoying this magical sight from 30,000 feet above, the flight purser turned up in the cabin and very loudly and excitedly started giving a running commentary on the flight.  “Ladies and Gentlemen, make sure you get an eyeful of this wonderful sight, for you may never get an opportunity to see this again”.  Well, so far so good, but a reminder of life’s fragility was bit of a dampener on the sense of thrill the passengers were experiencing.  The purser was getting more energised having the captive audience in the cabin hanging on to his every word. “You know, how high we are flying?” It was an easy one as the Captain had already informed us of this vital piece of information. “Thirty thousand feet, thirty thousand!  Now just imagine if this plane were to crash from this height among these icy cold mountains?” He paused for effect and with an expansive gesture pointed to the earth below that was nothing but miles and miles of rock needles covered with snow and ice.  “Do you think ANYBODY will be able to find us?  No Sir, not a chance in the world!”  All this was not so reassuring for the passengers and some turned their faces away from the window and pulled down the blinds. The purser was on a roll now, unstoppable.

“Two years back a plane crashed in the exact same area. Not a shred of the plane or the passengers was ever found!” A collective shiver went down the cabin while the purser strutted about like a prima donna after a master performance. As the mountain ranges ended and the plane was flying over more benign territory I felt like hugging the purser in relief!

I take my hat off to PIA, great people to fly with over the Karakorams!

Cowboy hats – Picture courtesy Wiki Commons.
Cowboy hats – Picture courtesy Wiki Commons.

The people of Pakistan are also given to seeing the bright/dark side of life and living in the grey with complete equanimity. I am reminded of a letter received by a friend from his family in a village.

“By Allah’s grace everything is well with the family. Just that our mother fell down when she stepped on a banana peel and broke her right leg. Otherwise, everything is well by the Almighty God’s grace.

Since yesterday, little Papoo has been running off to the bathroom like a champion athlete and returning only to make another dash in five minutes. Rest is fine by God’s grace.

Your Aunt has been coughing a lot and throwing up some blood.  She sends her love to you. Rest is fine. You should not worry about us, we are doing well. And oh, a minor point: we have no money left as whatever remained after paying for the doctor went to the moneylender.  So could you send us Rs. 5,000 by money order? May Allah shower his blessings upon you. Ameen.”

A million hats off to you, the true heroes, the people of Pakistan!

-Picture courtesy Wiki Commons.
-Picture courtesy Wiki Commons.

 


The author is an engineer turned part-time journalist who likes to hang out at unfashionable places like shrines, railway stations and bus stops.

 


The views expressed by this blogger and in the following reader comments do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of the Dawn Media Group.


The author is an engineer turned part-time journalist who likes to hang out at unfashionable places like shrines, railway stations and bus stops.


The views expressed by this blogger and in the following reader comments do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of the Dawn Media Group.

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Comments (12) (Closed)


Fizza Rizvi
Jan 02, 2013 04:39am
Hats off to you, Mr. Waqar, for writing such a good article for us. We, the Pakistanis, have become used to bearing all the pains and troubles and it's the main issue why we do not usually stand against these great politicians-cum-doctors.
Nony
Jan 02, 2013 07:31am
good one
BlackJack
Jan 02, 2013 04:08am
Brilliant! Loved the PIA purser part!
Naveed
Jan 02, 2013 04:43am
is this beijing flight narrative real ?
Nadeem
Jan 02, 2013 05:27am
Liked it. Keep on writing, sir.
vaqar ahmed
Jan 02, 2013 01:23pm
Yes. It is real.
areeha
Jan 02, 2013 08:44am
well done:)
Guest63
Jan 01, 2013 06:03pm
About your hat of to Baba Rehman Malik's PHD Degree from sind Governor Dr Ishrat Ebaad ( seems to be heating up the seat for eternity ! ) was well earned one in the service of the issuer and his sector commanders That was their way to recognize his endless services , Now he is hell bent on returning the favors by announcing , his ministry will provide all the support , services and trouble free security for the Qadri's call of "the worlds biggest tahrir square till the demands are met " as the call is fully backed up, supported and perhaps "financed by the remote money processing from Edgware road by the Pir of England" and amazing to note , the Pir has called upon Army to be part of the protest rather than opposing it ....... Now this is called a real , Democracy in action , for which Baba Rehman Malik has already promised the safest security coverage ........ If people have any sense of realization , they should learn from the BB (Benazir Buhto , who had this baba her security advisor , when she escaped by seconds in Karachi / Karsaz carnage Only to be killed in Rawal Pindi While this baba ran away in the back-up bullet proof car and telling the people , BB is fine and safe .......
S. A. M.
Jan 01, 2013 07:27pm
Just read about a blast in Aisha Manzil and that TTP has threatened that more such attacks will take place. They don't have to tell us we know that this is the only thing that can be expected from them. Why don't they play ball ball with each other with bombs which are more dangerous and just imagine if few of them blast What fun it will be. Please taliban please play this game amongst your self. I am sure you must be tired of playing with the lives of others. alternatively you could start hurling rockets on your own homes where your dear ones reside. Please go ahead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Mr.T
Jan 01, 2013 04:39pm
Well said, but wait there's more of story i see coming. The definition of hell "A place regarded in various religions as a spiritual realm of evil and suffering", Same things happening in this country there's no end of evil and suffering, with different face and different style evil keep coming back like zombies...
Vaqar Ahmed
Jan 07, 2013 05:17pm
Dear Masud, the hats are in the last two or three rows (when you enter the Sunday bazar from the parking lot and turn right! Best is to ask one of the carrier boys; they are very knowledgeable!
Masud Alam
Jan 05, 2013 11:56am
If you tell me where to buy a hat fit for kings and priced for paupers, I'll tell you where to look for a Leica at affordable price. Your writing is delightfully fresh and light as breeze.