What fish is a bargain?
A sailfish (sale fish).
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What fly has laryngitis?
A horsefly (hoarse fly).
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What is a sleeping bag?
A knapsack (nap sack).
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What gives milk and has one horn?
A milk truck.
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What has fifty heads and fifty tails?
Fifty pennies.
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What have eyes but can’t see?
Needles, storms and potatoes.
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What insect can be spelled with just one letter?
Bee.
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What is a bee with a low buzz?
A mumble bee.
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What is a broken down hot rod?
A shot rod.
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What is a ghost’s favourite rock?
Tombstone.
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What is a good way to get fat?
Fry up some bacon.
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What is a parrot?
A wordy birdy.
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What is a sleeping bull?
A bull dozer.
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What is a vampire’s favourite soup?
Alpha-bat (alphabet) soup.
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What is a very hard subject?
The study of rocks.
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What goes around in circles and makes kids happy?
A merry-go-round.
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What is a wet cat?
A drizzle puss.
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