Pakistani spy pigeon: The proof

E-Paper | March 05, 2026

Yesterday, Indian police detained a pigeon at the border with Pakistan, after it was found carrying a warning note to Prime Minister Narendra Modi. Last year as well, India had arrested a pigeon, which it claimed to be a spy from Pakistan. While we wait for further news, here's the proof the Indian government provided following last year's arrest.

Last week, Indian authorities announced the capture of a Pakistani spy pigeon. The Indian intelligence agency, RAW, claimed that the pigeon was specially trained by the Pakistani spy agency, the ISI, to fly into Indian territory on a spying mission.

To corroborate its claims, RAW released some photos (taken by a RAW parrot) that shows the Pakistani pigeon indulging in various spying actives in and over India. RAW chief, Roger Binny, told reporters that the photos also proved that the Pakistani pigeon (code name: Ghutarghoon Khan) had been conducting spying missions in India for many years, maybe even decades!

Below are the photos that RAW released to substantiate its startling claims.

Ghutarghoon Khan secretly spying on the pet ducks of the RAW chief ...

Ghutarghoon Khan seducing and then recruiting a female Indian pigeon ...

A Ghutarghoon Khan selfie taken outside a nuclear plant in Bihar.

Ghutarghoon Khan fighting a patriotic Indian squirrel. The squirrel's body was found in a fish pond nearby.

Ghutarghoon Khan polluting Indian river ...

Ghutarghoon Khan attacking an innocent Indian from the air.

PM Modi proudly exhibits a hat specially designed to ward off attacks by Pakistani pigeons from the air ...

An ISI agent paying Ghutarghoon Khan money to conduct more aerial bombings in India ...

A Chinese scientist working closely with the ISI installing a micro-camera in Ghutargoon Khan's left eye ...

Ghutarghoon Khan disguised as a Bollywood actress ...

Ghutarghoon Khan disrupting a cricket Test match in India. Specifically trying to injure the world's fastest, deadliest, bestest fast bowler, Ishant Sharma ...

Ghutarghoon Khan secretly and strategically placed during Modi-Obama meeting ...

Catastrophic devastation caused by Ghutarghoon Khan ...

Finally, Ghutarghoon Khan apprehended and put where he belongs. The Republic of India is safe. Long live RAW! Ghutarghoon Khan's final words: 'My name is Khan, and I'm not a spy!'

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Nadeem F. Paracha is a researcher and senior columnist for Dawn Newspaper and Dawn.com. He is also the author of ten books on the social and political history of Pakistan.

He tweets @NadeemfParacha

truthful

Jun 04, 2015 02:02pm

lol .. hilarious !! once again nailed it :D

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Patriot

Jun 04, 2015 02:03pm

Lol..funny...I am an Indian ...and I am not offended...enjoyed each poster :)

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Rizwan

Jun 04, 2015 02:04pm

Hilarious!!That shows the staTe of mind of Indian officials especially RAW.

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Waqar

Jun 04, 2015 02:05pm

Excellent as always :)

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Mehreen

Jun 04, 2015 02:08pm

NFP! You've done it again!

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shrey

Jun 04, 2015 02:08pm

a big smile ..from india :D

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proud indian

Jun 04, 2015 02:09pm

lovely nice humour ,enjoyed it

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Awais

Jun 04, 2015 02:09pm

Good one :)

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hyat

Jun 04, 2015 02:10pm

awsome, real face of our neighbor.

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umair

Jun 04, 2015 02:10pm

Good one NFP,......... Ghutarghoon khan....lolz.

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Farhan

Jun 04, 2015 02:10pm

Hilarious!

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Hkhan

Jun 04, 2015 02:11pm

seriously India needs a break...from BJP

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Buchloe

Jun 04, 2015 02:12pm

LOL...wow very nice pictorial representation of a spy pigeon on indian mission.

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Joy

Jun 04, 2015 02:13pm

Ha Ha Ha .......... Marvelous!!!

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Marrry

Jun 04, 2015 02:14pm

it's really funny

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lkhan

Jun 04, 2015 02:14pm

FUNNNYYYYYYYY

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zubair

Jun 04, 2015 02:15pm

thoroughly enjoyed your writing and idea as usual.

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Khalid Kamran

Jun 04, 2015 02:16pm

Hilarious! This happens when we deny to accept each other's existence. Can't we learn from Europe to live peacefully?

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Harmony-1

Jun 04, 2015 02:16pm

Well NFP was bound to one on pigeon...nice one too!

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Adeel

Jun 04, 2015 02:17pm

ROFL! :)

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Kushal

Jun 04, 2015 02:17pm

superb..

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AYK

Jun 04, 2015 02:18pm

LOL-----HAhahhahahah----Hillarious---Just loved it

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Sanjoy Sankar Guha

Jun 04, 2015 02:22pm

Haha haha! Really funny that, the captions + pictures. " Ghutargoon Khan seducing and then recruiting a female Indian pigeon" then the selfie, and "Ghutargoon Khan polluting Indian river".

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farrukh

Jun 04, 2015 02:27pm

The whole article is hilarious but the name of the spy is the greatest....brings James Bond 007 to shame...keep it up NFP.

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Que Zee

Jun 04, 2015 02:27pm

NFP - You ROCK !! Awesome as always !! :) Keep em coming

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kalim

Jun 04, 2015 02:31pm

lol nice

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Ghouri

Jun 04, 2015 02:33pm

Loved it

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Arsalan

Jun 04, 2015 02:33pm

awesome man!~

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Sharjeel Abid

Jun 04, 2015 02:36pm

Haha... This article made my day... thanks NFP

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Anmol Ahmed

Jun 04, 2015 02:39pm

Ahahhaa..... You rock nadeem paracha

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Hassam

Jun 04, 2015 02:39pm

Hilarious!! NFP at his best as always.

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Suleman

Jun 04, 2015 02:40pm

Awesome truth!

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Shahbaz

Jun 04, 2015 02:45pm

MUAHAHAHAH!

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Tranquil

Jun 04, 2015 02:51pm

You really Proved We still have sense of Humor after long tired war on terror , We are still moving , and neighbors are still wondering , are not they ?

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Ajay Parghi

Jun 04, 2015 02:54pm

Well done sir! India - the entire world- can profit from piercing humor to puncture preposterous paranoia! I am India born and share your amazement.Some Delhi bureaucrat obviously has a sense of humor!

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Anas Islam

Jun 04, 2015 02:57pm

Great ! loved it.

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Jun 04, 2015 03:01pm

NFP My God. wow. hilarious. and RAW you should watch out, you must have serious apprehensions about Ghutarghoon Khan. NFP , you have a different class of sarcasm. totally enjoyed and appreciated.

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VJ - India

Jun 04, 2015 03:01pm

Ha ha ha .. too good pics and their captions..sarcastic though

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Jawaid Islam

Jun 04, 2015 03:06pm

Hilarious!

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Nasir

Jun 04, 2015 03:06pm

Very Nice.. short but a complete article convey what Paracha wants to say.

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Indian

Jun 04, 2015 03:09pm

Loved it!!! :D

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Tabinda Usmani

Jun 04, 2015 03:11pm

# I am kabootar

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Jun 04, 2015 03:17pm

Simply hilarious! good piece of work NFP

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Han yehi sach hai.

Jun 04, 2015 03:19pm

Ghutarghoon Khan came to pitch while match was on to buy Indian players for fixing it. Returned back to pakistan after his offer declined by Indian Players.

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KARACHI WALA

Jun 04, 2015 03:19pm

NFP you forgot something. Ghutarghoon Khan challenging Bollywood Khans. Anyway wonderful breaking story.

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Adnan

Jun 04, 2015 03:24pm

It can be true.

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A.K

Jun 04, 2015 03:30pm

@truthful

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Shahzad

Jun 04, 2015 03:31pm

@shrey And A wide smile from Pakistan Mate. You should Pay back in the same Coin Send us some pigeons, They are Cute.

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Jun 04, 2015 03:33pm

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahahaha. hats off to Nadeem F. Paracha

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Fozea

Jun 04, 2015 03:38pm

NFP man you are best!! excellent

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Lord Akoroth

Jun 04, 2015 03:40pm

As an Indian, this is perfect! This is the most logical explanation I have ever seen for the whole piegon thing.

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KHALID SOHAIL

Jun 04, 2015 03:41pm

What has had you done in 1971 and after 1971. Show your face to the world.

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uneeb

Jun 04, 2015 03:49pm

Hilarious ...before even coming to the end i knew the writer cant be none other than Nadeem F Paracha the great :)

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Syed Ganga Din

Jun 04, 2015 03:50pm

Very funny.

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Saad

Jun 04, 2015 03:57pm

(code name: Ghutarghoon Khan) - HAHA. Haven't laughed this much in ages. Well done, NFP!

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Dr Sharooz Bashir

Jun 04, 2015 04:01pm

Oh my God, this's so hilarious. Spare me please I can't laugh anymore!

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Shoib Asad

Jun 04, 2015 04:05pm

Hahaha Gutarghoon Khan belongs to FATA, WAZIRISTAN

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Arsalan

Jun 04, 2015 04:08pm

The best part was "Ghutarghoon Khan disguised as a Bollywood actress" LOL

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Riaz

Jun 04, 2015 04:08pm

ROLF, awesome piece of work NFP. Keep it up!

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The conscious

Jun 04, 2015 04:11pm

You are the best Nadeem..

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Awais Ali

Jun 04, 2015 04:13pm

What a masterpiece. Can't stop laughing.

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khanm

Jun 04, 2015 04:20pm

The bottom line is and you have to accept the fact that sometimes you are the pigeon, and sometimes you are the statue.

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razashah

Jun 04, 2015 04:24pm

Ghutarghoon Khan secretly and strategically placed during Modi-Obama meeting ... modi front add image of pigeon editing cheat for image

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Prithu Adhikary

Jun 04, 2015 04:28pm

ha ha ha ha... really liked it.. excellent comic - from India

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Mariam

Jun 04, 2015 04:33pm

hahahhahahahah :D Best piece of satire from NFP , I can't stop laughing LOL

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Umair

Jun 04, 2015 04:37pm

Hahahaha!!!

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H.H.Shah

Jun 04, 2015 04:38pm

Hahahahaha Ishant was the best hahahaha

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pre-Boomer Marine brat

Jun 04, 2015 04:38pm

Mr. Paracha, this has to be ranked as one of your best photo essays. Fantastic. ROFLMAO

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Barin Bhowmick

Jun 04, 2015 04:39pm

Too Good! Great sense of humor and superb pictures!! I admire Dawn for the quality of your photography.

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raheem

Jun 04, 2015 04:40pm

nice work...

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Sajid Syed

Jun 04, 2015 04:42pm

Mr. Paracha brings lighter side of politics to help us unwind from the daily stress and otherwise negative news about once a great civilization, Indus Valley Civilization, Sindhu River Civilization and Sindhi culture and traditions. Long live Pakistan. May the Providence revert it to glorious days of yesteryears that my family (who now follow Dharma, the last Muslim in our family was my grandmother) cherish and always talk about.

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Pakistani

Jun 04, 2015 04:46pm

LOL. One of his best. Enjoyed thoroughly. Please everyone just look at the humour. Don't get offended.

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Rao Sajid Mushtaq

Jun 04, 2015 05:03pm

lol..... great work..... and also nice name GUTARGOUN Khan.... Lovely

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Wajahat Ali Chowdry

Jun 04, 2015 05:04pm

Good Job, it was entertaining.

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S. Chatterjee

Jun 04, 2015 05:05pm

@Pakistani Though I am an Indian despite I respect the talent as well as sense of humor to the creator of this magic. Thank you for giving us a rare chance of endless laughing.

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a Ali

Jun 04, 2015 05:05pm

the funniest part was about ishant sharma............. self obsessed, bag full of runs, always.

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AHA

Jun 04, 2015 05:12pm

Are the Indians really serious?

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Maqsood Bhai

Jun 04, 2015 05:20pm

What if it were true....hmmm

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Yusuf

Jun 04, 2015 05:20pm

LOL I love reading Dawn! such comic relief

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Imran

Jun 04, 2015 05:25pm

NFP you nailed it.

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Zain

Jun 04, 2015 05:27pm

Very well written. One more Khan is introduced to the crazy Indian nation. Anyway Indian are so crazy of Khan. One more Khan is added to the tally.

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saifullah mahsud

Jun 04, 2015 05:31pm

Catch the pigeon, catch the pigeon!

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abdullah

Jun 04, 2015 05:31pm

Hurrah...one more khan is added to the list.

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mehru

Jun 04, 2015 05:33pm

That's called acing it! *thumbsup* Literally cracked me up.... beware indian ducks might be on their way for revenge :P

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Mast_Kalandar

Jun 04, 2015 05:35pm

I can't stop laughing when I saw so many birds, animals are found spying India. Now I wonder about animals inside India about home grown terrorism. This is very scary.

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Gautham

Jun 04, 2015 05:35pm

Fantastic!! Nothing could be better than this today :-) Loved the sarcasm and humor!!

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Muhammad Kashif

Jun 04, 2015 05:38pm

lol that was awesome

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Saad S.

Jun 04, 2015 05:38pm

hahaha. this is hilarious. to the point. very well done specially "my name is khan and im not a spy". poor pigeon

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Waqas Ahmed

Jun 04, 2015 05:52pm

Nadeem f Paracha you missed spy camel.

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dawn

Jun 04, 2015 06:05pm

Our neighbours-the Ghutargoons! (You made me laugh!)

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Skk

Jun 04, 2015 06:11pm

Lovely....esp Mr. Khan's seduction and final words:)

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Muhammad Abbas Qureshi

Jun 04, 2015 06:25pm

Hahaha hahaha Awesome ... :D

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naeem

Jun 04, 2015 06:33pm

Hehehe what a classic!

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Hamaad

Jun 04, 2015 06:34pm

Funny yet reflective of the kind of paranoia Indians have against us. The best work so far by Mr. Paracha!!

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Vikas Dhingra

Jun 04, 2015 06:35pm

Funny !

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Saad Gadit

Jun 04, 2015 06:40pm

NADEEM F. PARACHA... Nuff said :).. keep up the good work :)

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ENGR OSMAN

Jun 04, 2015 06:43pm

Too good NFP! Ghutarghoon zindabad lollss

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CyraB

Jun 04, 2015 06:44pm

Totally hilarious, NFP you are such a gifted writer, just too good Ghutargoon Khan :D

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Emmad Ilyas

Jun 04, 2015 06:44pm

All hail the king of satire ... Nadeem F. Paracha

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khurram Khan

Jun 04, 2015 06:45pm

U simply rock NFP. I also admire the spirit of fellow Indian bloggers who really enjoyed this awesome pictured article.BTW, Bollywood actress was the best one

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Kashmiri

Jun 04, 2015 06:52pm

Nadeem, I am lost for words here. Simply too good. Bravo, excellent - what a master piece.. hahahaha

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Taimoor Khan

Jun 04, 2015 06:53pm

First time I enjoyed NFP article. LOL.

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Hussnain

Jun 04, 2015 07:09pm

Its funny.

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Akram

Jun 04, 2015 07:09pm

absolutely hilarious...

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Sierrabrave

Jun 04, 2015 07:16pm

Kabooooturrr! Enjoyed the wit and now am enjoying the obvious consternation of some Pakistanis about the complements from Indians!!!

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Dr. Al Jabri M.D

Jun 04, 2015 07:16pm

Very funny, I laughed, laughed and laughed and fell.. This shows state of mind of Indian agencies. Houston USA

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MIM

Jun 04, 2015 07:22pm

Title itself popup the "Paracha" in my mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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XVZ

Jun 04, 2015 07:24pm

Job well done, I am indian , but liked it very much

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Saif

Jun 04, 2015 07:26pm

A thing of beauty is joy for ever...you Ghutarghoon khan beauty...must read for RAW to bring them to senses. Thanks NFP for making our day!

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Mustafa

Jun 04, 2015 07:33pm

Actually RAW has us duped, it was originally an Indian pigeon and this is it's "Ghar Wapsi".

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salman

Jun 04, 2015 07:35pm

Exciting And Funny wow........

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andleeb

Jun 04, 2015 07:39pm

Its funny and truly depicts how the things are believed on other side of boarder.

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sarcasticRetard

Jun 04, 2015 07:42pm

@Rizwan -Dude chill do not relate humour to someone's state of mind.People will start questioning your own state of mind :D

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Jun 04, 2015 07:43pm

ha ha ha ha!!! but in past many secret services has arrested pigeon & other birds for spying

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Rabi

Jun 04, 2015 07:45pm

Ha ha ha

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Gilgiti_Pakistani

Jun 04, 2015 08:06pm

Hahaha!!! hilarious!!

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Vishal From India

Jun 04, 2015 08:19pm

Very funny...! When we stop fighitng ?? common man will never have complaint, if both the contries live together peacefully...Politics will destroy everything .......wake up guyes, atlest new generation ..!!!

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Raj

Jun 04, 2015 08:49pm

Very funny! Good to see some good humor. Love it.

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Last Word

Jun 04, 2015 08:51pm

NFP, this is extremely unfair to show RAW in poor light who had recently received promotions and awards after decades, courtesy Pak top brass and Defence minister statements, accusing the Indian spy agency for destabalising Pakistan.

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Silajit

Jun 04, 2015 08:53pm

Irritating but funny! :-)

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ali

Jun 04, 2015 08:55pm

@Patriot , the article is not meant to offend indians but to make them ashamed.

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mahen sen

Jun 04, 2015 08:55pm

excellent humor, well done.

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ANSER AZIM

Jun 04, 2015 09:08pm

The Ghutaghoon Khan was headed towards Hyderabad carrying a letter from Mr Malik for Sania Mirza !! how unfortunate.....Pakistani rangers please let the white Mr Ghutaghoon Khan cross the border after listening this song...... kabooter ja..kabooter ja...old classical song..... youtube.com/watch?v=a1tVvBxs4rk

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zuber khan

Jun 04, 2015 09:18pm

Hahahahahahahaha..... this is funny :P

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Habib

Jun 04, 2015 09:18pm

hilariously funninniash .... after a long time I had my laughing tears ....

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vijay

Jun 04, 2015 09:32pm

Hilarious !!!. from NADEEM F. PARACHA again ....

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Indian Boy

Jun 04, 2015 09:39pm

Lol that was genuinely funny

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Nabeel

Jun 04, 2015 09:44pm

Hahahaha...man this is golden!

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DarthVader

Jun 04, 2015 09:46pm

Mr paracha for scoopwhoop or buzzfeed india.pls contribute some articles.admirer frm india.

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chacha

Jun 04, 2015 09:55pm

As soon as I saw the title, I knew it had Paracha name written all over it. Nicely done.

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Jawwad

Jun 04, 2015 10:08pm

I am glad most of our Indian friends have taken nothing but humor from the story as it should be. Long live Kabootar Pakistani. Long live our Indian Friends!

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Fahim salim

Jun 04, 2015 10:10pm

This is humor at its best. Well done Piracha you have great imagination to place it so brilliantly.

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karma yogi

Jun 04, 2015 10:14pm

bahahahaha!! saajish saajish!! -Bhartiya

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Haji

Jun 04, 2015 10:19pm

Humor in press ... Few day ago, I was thinking of using pigeon as a messenger, then I read this story in news. I wonder how do they trend bird to land where they want to. I read an other news, a cat was carrying some items for a prisoner in a South America county--it was Mexico or Brazil, I don't recall. The cat was caught by security.

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Reality

Jun 04, 2015 10:34pm

To every action there is an equal but opposite reaction, that is a second law of motion. The kind of claim that was initiated, the kind of response it deserve.

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RAIS AKBAR

Jun 04, 2015 10:51pm

Indian leadership grow up and let all people of the region live with peace and prosperity.

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Mohan

Jun 04, 2015 11:14pm

Awesome! :) Funny!!

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Jun 04, 2015 11:24pm

Hilarious!!!

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pakman

Jun 04, 2015 11:30pm

Hahaha too good

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ali

Jun 04, 2015 11:35pm

Excellent .........

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Raj

Jun 04, 2015 11:40pm

Hilarious!

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Sacha Pakistani

Jun 04, 2015 11:49pm

NFP - This is the reason I love you man. You rock buddy.

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arif

Jun 05, 2015 12:05am

Hilarious. Pakistan is a khaboothar .

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Dil Dil Pakistan

Jun 05, 2015 12:14am

Hahaha Nadeem Bahi your are great as a Pakistani i feel proud on you.

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Tariq

Jun 05, 2015 12:49am

It is hilarious. I am a Pakistani, and a request to my country men to enjoy and laugh easily. Check how some of the Indian's enjoyed this article. Life is too short to be dragged around by politicians

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Prasad

Jun 05, 2015 12:52am

Awesome piece NFP!! All captions and photos made my day... :))) I'll be on the lookout for Ghutarghoon Khan now for sure... :)))

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Riaz Murtaza

Jun 05, 2015 01:14am

I enjoyed reading this much better than Comedy nights with Kapil Sharma.

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MrA2Z

Jun 05, 2015 01:26am

Hahaha, great

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Shafiq Ahmad

Jun 05, 2015 01:33am

So nice and great. I laughed so much after so many days.

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Chouette

Jun 05, 2015 01:42am

seriously, I did not get the point of it.

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rana1

Jun 05, 2015 02:51am

Ghutarghoon khan ... lol

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Irfan

Jun 05, 2015 03:00am

Lovely!

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Ehmed

Jun 05, 2015 03:11am

wow.... excellent

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Goga Nalaik

Jun 05, 2015 03:23am

Hilarious... By the way, why Ghutarghoon Khan and why not Ghutarghoon Shareef or Ghutarghoon Malik? ... Ha ha ha...

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Gfellow

Jun 05, 2015 03:25am

Hilarious, but why do you a Chinese scientist to install a camera on G. Khan.

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Usman badsha

Jun 05, 2015 03:40am

ROFL..!!! live long our spy pigeon .. you did it !!! proud :P :P :D

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SkinTaj

Jun 05, 2015 03:58am

Simply hilarious!!

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Truth

Jun 05, 2015 04:22am

Very funny I enjoyed it this spy pigeon thing winter get old ever

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Vinoth

Jun 05, 2015 04:46am

Hilarious. NFP.. You rock.

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Truth Hurts.

Jun 05, 2015 04:47am

Made my day sir..thanks..we take things too seriously sometimes in india..well done thanks.

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Tamza

Jun 05, 2015 04:53am

@saifullah mahsud NO NO -- clone it and let it prosper

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Jun 05, 2015 05:41am

@Han yehi sach hai. "Ghutarghoon Khan came to pitch while match was on to buy Indian players for fixing it. Returned back to pakistan after his offer declined by Indian Players." But on earlier mission he was able to convince players like S Sreesanth, Ajay Sharma,Manoj Prabhakar,Ajay Jadeja and many other IPL saints

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Prasad

Jun 05, 2015 06:05am

LOL ..so funny!

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Omran

Jun 05, 2015 06:21am

great..Lols

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Agha Asad Raza

Jun 05, 2015 06:59am

Hehehehheheheheh Funny!

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Kris

Jun 05, 2015 08:19am

Lol...... Good one. I am an Indian but enjoyed every bit of it. Pigeon issue was a real joke. Both the Governments are trying to fool the public. This has been happening since Independence

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YOUKNOWIMRIGHT

Jun 05, 2015 08:20am

Another brilliant example of how humour can demolish not just demagogues, the pompous and the preposterous but show the purveyors of such ridiculousness for what they are: ridiculous. RAW, one of the most active spy agencies that has caused havoc on the sub-continent and island states and territories across the Indian Ocean since it was set up by Indira Gandhi in the 1960s, could surely have come up with a better agent provocateur than the humble kabutur in its latest instalment of state-managed theatre, because it was something begging to be mocked. Mr Paracha has simply obliged.

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Shah

Jun 05, 2015 08:21am

Hilarious.................... made my day..... :)

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Shah

Jun 05, 2015 08:23am

My sympathies with all of them hilarious............

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proud-winner

Jun 05, 2015 08:54am

Hahahahaha..... Excellent work Mr Paracha.

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Sanabil

Jun 05, 2015 09:43am

Hahaha.. couldn't have read a better blog early in the morning. It's hands down the best one I've read.

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AMBER

Jun 05, 2015 09:45am

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Zubair Abro

Jun 05, 2015 09:51am

Awesome , i really appreciate the efforts of writer , i enjoyed the pictures it was a nice story.

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Kaly

Jun 05, 2015 09:53am

Ha...ha.....ha...I am an Indian and not offended.....NFP once again done it.

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Kaly

Jun 05, 2015 09:57am

@Jawwad - Thanks for your nice comments...few people like NFP on both side can make us laugh...

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iloveladoos

Jun 05, 2015 10:10am

LOL .. ever since we had gutargoo khan fly over, I was eagerly waiting for your writing, thanks!

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Iftikhar Anwar

Jun 05, 2015 10:12am

Excellent evidences.........lol

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Akib

Jun 05, 2015 10:14am

This is great

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Samad Chaudhry

Jun 05, 2015 10:29am

A great enjoyable story - Hilarious Raw must be proud to arrest Pakistani pigeon!!!!

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Mohsin Hasan Naqvi

Jun 05, 2015 10:46am

You beat all when it comes to sarcasm (Y)

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Iqbal Shahzad

Jun 05, 2015 10:50am

Can't stop laughing

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amir

Jun 05, 2015 11:08am

I dont think these photos were displayed with hilarious intent-they were to be seen from a serious perspective exhibiting the flawless investigative talents of Nadeem Paracha and impressive professionalism from 'that' side. The side-splitting photos are still to follow...... !

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ali

Jun 05, 2015 11:39am

a very nicely twisted story

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skandan

Jun 05, 2015 12:04pm

Keep it up! NFP. Nice to read some wry humour from our pak friends on our RAW! we should also learn to laugh at ourselves before laughing at each other!

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Iamauk

Jun 05, 2015 12:22pm

very funny name Hahah

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Noor Badshah

Jun 05, 2015 01:09pm

ISI Zindabad and Ghutarghun Khan Paindabad

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hamza

Jun 05, 2015 01:38pm

good

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Akash

Jun 05, 2015 01:40pm

LOL!! I'm an Indian and I approve this :)

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Indian

Jun 05, 2015 02:00pm

You are one of a kind NFP, brilliantly hilarious!!!!

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shahid ahmed shah

Jun 05, 2015 02:02pm

good and funny

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Ramakrishnan

Oct 04, 2016 09:44am

I am an Indian. Enjoyed the article with illustrations. Humour was very good. Keep it up.

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Hindustani

Oct 04, 2016 09:54am

HAHA very funny :)

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Muhammad Arshad

Oct 04, 2016 10:03am

good one

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s kumar

Oct 04, 2016 10:08am

I was expecting this anytime from NFP and he never disappoints .. great and superb . loved it ..

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Oct 04, 2016 10:35am

"Ghutarghoon Khan disguised as a Bollywood actress ..."

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farooq

Oct 04, 2016 10:36am

Hilarious!....

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sushil kataria

Oct 04, 2016 10:41am

These type of people are there in every country... Really nice presentation DAWN.. Hilarious.. JAI HIND

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sam

Oct 04, 2016 10:47am

Well its funny but reality of Indian Media

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skandan

Oct 04, 2016 10:47am

Great way to start the day!!! keep it up sir!

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Tahir

Oct 04, 2016 10:50am

'My name is Khan, and I'm not a spy!' Awesome!

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Fayzee

Oct 04, 2016 10:55am

Too good...

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xyz -indian

Oct 04, 2016 11:00am

ignorance is not good, the matter is serious , jokes apart lets not take India Pakistan situation as best way to live together .

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Rabia Naz Khan

Oct 04, 2016 11:03am

hahahahah hillarious piece of work

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Mansan

Oct 04, 2016 11:19am

Hilarious !!

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SIKAPHCROT

Oct 04, 2016 11:42am

LOL... India has a solution... A Hindi Speaking Doraemon :-)

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CPEC is reality

Oct 04, 2016 11:44am

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....OMG....You are amazing...Ghutarghoon Khan.....look at the name....hahahaaa poor mentality indians...grow up.... Excellent work Nadeem F. Paracha ....

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Masood Hussain

Oct 04, 2016 12:15pm

Simply superb

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Afzal

Oct 04, 2016 12:18pm

Mastermind of today's humorous world - NFP! Enjoyed every word of it. Giving this article a slight serious touch - 26 years ago East and West Germany merged to reunite without a drop of blood! We, Pakistan and India, cannot tolerate each other even after 70 long years although coming from the same soil, similar cultures and thinking. Pity, pity!

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Asif

Oct 04, 2016 12:19pm

I loved the name Gutugooo khaaaaaan and the last line. My name is Guturgoo khan and I'm not spy.

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Raj

Oct 04, 2016 12:18pm

No dearth of jokers!! Funny article

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Siddiqui

Oct 04, 2016 12:19pm

Bohat Tite NFP .... It was hilarious. Reflected the real mentality of Social Media Bluffs

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Mahmood

Oct 04, 2016 12:20pm

Good one!

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Rashid Khalani

Oct 04, 2016 12:26pm

lol..... hilarious!

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Majid Khan

Oct 04, 2016 12:33pm

Very enjoyable.

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Sureshbabu

Oct 04, 2016 12:55pm

I am proud Indian, Enjoyed the Posters..

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J Abid

Oct 04, 2016 12:59pm

Beauty

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Gupshup

Oct 04, 2016 01:57pm

well done job for a senior editor at dawn :-), well deserved :-)

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vignesh

Oct 04, 2016 02:09pm

lol ..while I am writing this comment.. a pigeon(probably Ghutarghoon Khan ) is looking through the window.. nice sense of humour ..you are the kinda guy that people like me would like to hang out with :-) FYI : INDIAN

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Reader

Oct 04, 2016 02:39pm

Cool !

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Irfan Husain

Oct 04, 2016 03:00pm

One of Nadeem's finest satirical pictorial essays.

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akrishn102

Oct 04, 2016 04:35pm

Haha :) wonderfully put .. shows when someone is paranoid what happens (message for we indians)

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Sheraz Ahmed Khan

Oct 04, 2016 04:44pm

You are great Sir...

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Srikanth

Oct 04, 2016 07:09pm

"Ghutargoon Khan polluting Indian river" :- ))) Hahaha , now i understood why indian rivers are getting polluted very very funny . Nice i enjoyed it

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Mesotwisty

Oct 04, 2016 07:19pm

Excellent harmless humor. Loved the pigeon disguised as the actress.

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NASR

Oct 04, 2016 07:38pm

I enjoyed reading it last year and I giggled and laughed this year too.

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yankee

Oct 04, 2016 07:48pm

lols. loved it.

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Realist

Oct 04, 2016 08:03pm

Boom!

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mahfooz r khan

Oct 04, 2016 08:28pm

Your good!

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Vish

Oct 04, 2016 10:27pm

Very funny - NFP always manages to convey his message with a good dose of humor.

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Madhu

Oct 04, 2016 11:16pm

Smiles from India:-) good one.

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Joe King

Oct 04, 2016 11:39pm

Nice one, Janaab. Welcome comic relief during this tense time.

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TAF

Oct 05, 2016 12:04am

Hahahaha

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Avro Chatterjee

Oct 05, 2016 01:06am

Good stuff. Especially liked the name of the protagonist.

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ahmed

Oct 05, 2016 01:20am

Well done ...Mr. Paracha

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gabbar

Oct 05, 2016 03:31am

Going by the appearance and fitness of the police officers, India has more to worry about petty local criminals running amok, than dangerous criminals and external threats.

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Aamir

Oct 05, 2016 04:21am

Make Ghutarghoon Khan great again.

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kanny

Oct 05, 2016 05:23am

We might not see eye to eye on most issues.. But this post is hilarious.. Good creativity - An Indian

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Abdul

Oct 05, 2016 06:43am

Hahahaha.

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Miah Muhammad Adel

Oct 05, 2016 07:09am

Simply excellent!

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QAISAR

Oct 05, 2016 07:24am

Great! Thoroughly enjoyed the depiction...

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OhReally

Oct 05, 2016 08:22am

TOO FUNNY!!!!!

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Tahir Nawaz

Oct 05, 2016 09:04am

Nice....lol

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Narinder

Oct 05, 2016 10:44am

very funny and i enjoys it as an INdian....great work done man....

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Oct 05, 2016 11:35am

hahaha

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Nauman Afzal

Oct 05, 2016 12:29pm

Hilarious! Proud of you Ghtarghoon khan!

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Sachin

Oct 05, 2016 01:21pm

Lol. Good way to keep the crowd smiling. Keep it up Dawn!

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KAREEM TAJIK

Oct 05, 2016 01:34pm

hahahahaha NFP this made my day :'D

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Babar-I-Azam

Oct 05, 2016 01:59pm

LOL - what a classic!

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Zofeen Ebrahim

Oct 05, 2016 02:43pm

Maza aa gya

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indian

Oct 05, 2016 03:14pm

although I'm Indian but i enjoyed this one... really..nice piece of work

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Ahsan

Oct 05, 2016 03:34pm

hahaha......Nadeem F. Paracha you nailed it....

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Vijay

Oct 05, 2016 04:13pm

Loved it, because it made me smile. I like the sense of homour.

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sam Ali

Oct 05, 2016 10:15pm

Dude!!!!! You nailed it!!

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Chisti

Oct 06, 2016 03:00am

Long live NP. Keep it up

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Guru

Oct 06, 2016 03:57am

Hahaha,the best bit of entertainment today.thank you.

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Blues

Oct 06, 2016 08:08am

This one was epic Nadeen Bhai simply hilarious loved it ..

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Tahir Farooq

Oct 06, 2016 09:36am

lols. hahahahah

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Dev Mehta

Oct 06, 2016 09:52am

Very well done. But he couldn't have painted that car all by himself. So he might have many secret associates in India nobody knows about.

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Anuj

Oct 06, 2016 10:44am

Enjoyed... A nice humor....

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Rushi

Oct 06, 2016 11:38am

Very funny. First time came across word "bestest"

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Ghutarghun

Oct 06, 2016 12:03pm

Excuse me. My name is also Ghutarghun. This is not funny. #NotInMyName

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smitha somasundaram

Oct 06, 2016 01:03pm

so very fantastic

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Supriyo

Oct 06, 2016 01:30pm

Hey...this is good article....good work dawn..keep up the humour. Ghuturghoon khan from india

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Raunak Ali Parmar

Oct 06, 2016 04:56pm

@Khalid Kamran we can but you cant.

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Oct 06, 2016 09:45pm

Hahahah...LOL..liked it

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Sania

Oct 08, 2016 08:52am

It was very funny and interesting article.

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Majid

Oct 09, 2016 01:52pm

lolzz...nicely defined ....

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