The end of corruption in Pakistan: A seismological analysis
Revolution is coming.
One can now safely suggest that the days of the Nawaz Sharif government are as good as over. The truly patriotic people of Pakistan seemed to have had enough. This regime has broken all records of corruption, bad governance, intrigues and bungee-jumping.
As Aristotle once wrote, ‘If a record-breaking bungee-jumper is also a record-breaking corrupt person, then he is a record-breaking bungee-jumper who is a record-breaking corrupt person.’ Deep stuff this.
But who needs imperialistic Greek philosophers when we have our own.
For example, many of our own insightful and devout scholars have written numerous chapters on bungee-jumping. In his book, ‘Men are from Mars, Women do not Exist,’ famous 19th century scholar, Zaheeruddin Rumani (PhD, MBBS, LLB, LOL), is said to have predicted the ascent of an elected (thus corrupt) political party in a future pious Republic in the subcontinent.
Many historians say that Rumani was predicting the rise of the PPP and the PML-N in Pakistan. The historians use the following quote from a book by Rumani to prove this.
Rumani wrote: ‘in the century to come, there shall rise a so-called faithful republic in which elected (thus corrupt) regimes of wrongful mans and womans would openly claim, ‘Eye to eye, eye to eye, my eyes, your eyes …’