Jar Jar Binks wins an Oscar …
The Klu Klux Klan begins to lead the annual Macy’s Parade.
Through a referendum, a majority of Americans vote for a gender-change for the Statue of Liberty.
Washington DC, with its large black population, is relegated as a slum and the White House is moved to Jackson, Mississippi.
The Walking Dead is turned into a reality show.
Shalabh Kumar, the chairman of the Republican Hindu coalition, is officially designated as an honorary white American.
Sylvester Stallone makes a new Rambo movie in which he single-handedly eliminates dozens of blacks, Hispanics, immigrants, Muslims, liberals and disabled people. In New York.
Stephen Hawking renounces science and becomes an evangelic …
A precondition to enter the US is introduced for Muslims. They will have to bring with them at least 10 barrels of oil.
Pussy-grabbing replaces baseball as America’s national sport.
Disclaimer: This article is categorised as satire.