The Klu Klux Klan begins to lead the annual Macy’s Parade.
Through a referendum, a majority of Americans vote for a gender-change for the Statue of Liberty.
Washington DC, with its large black population, is relegated as a slum and the White House is moved to Jackson, Mississippi.
The Walking Dead is turned into a reality show.
Shalabh Kumar, the chairman of the Republican Hindu coalition, is officially designated as an honorary white American.
Sylvester Stallone makes a new Rambo movie in which he single-handedly eliminates dozens of blacks, Hispanics, immigrants, Muslims, liberals and disabled people. In New York.
Stephen Hawking renounces science and becomes an evangelic …
A precondition to enter the US is introduced for Muslims. They will have to bring with them at least 10 barrels of oil.
Pussy-grabbing replaces baseball as America’s national sport.
Disclaimer: This article is categorised as satire.
Nadeem F. Paracha is a cultural critic and senior columnist for Dawn Newspaper and Dawn.com. He is also the author of two books on the social history of Pakistan, End of the Past and The Pakistan Anti-Hero.