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Witty riddles


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What fish is a bargain?

A sailfish (sale fish).


What fly has laryngitis?

A horsefly (hoarse fly).


What is a sleeping bag?

A knapsack (nap sack).


What gives milk and has one horn?

A milk truck.


What has fifty heads and fifty tails?

Fifty pennies.


What have eyes but can’t see?

Needles, storms and potatoes.


What insect can be spelled with just one letter?



What is a bee with a low buzz?

A mumble bee.


What is a broken down hot rod?

A shot rod.


What is a ghost’s favourite rock?



What is a good way to get fat?

Fry up some bacon.


What is a parrot?

A wordy birdy.


What is a sleeping bull?

A bull dozer.


What is a vampire’s favourite soup?

Alpha-bat (alphabet) soup.


What is a very hard subject?

The study of rocks.


What goes around in circles and makes kids happy?

A merry-go-round.


What is a wet cat?

A drizzle puss.

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