Fashion, destroying Pakistan from within

Published April 14, 2014
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Traitors are everywhere in Pakistan - but in fashion they have found their home.

We are all aware of the plot to break Pakistan into 46 pieces to benefit the liberal, secular (read: evil) western agenda. We are all aware of who is orchestrating attacks within our borders, using HAARP to destroy our land, pretend-killing 'terrorist-number-one' to defame us and our army.

However, the most insidious part of this evil undertaking is the 'sixth generation war' aka 'war version 3.0 beta' which consists of 'soft attacks' that undermine our culture, our traditions, our very roots!

This is where our fashion industry comes in - exploited, corrupted, overtaken by foreign/paid agents who are out to destroy the country through 'experimental cuts' and 'wacky designs'.

Do not be fooled. There are millions of dollars, nay, billions being pumped into this artificial industry to destroy us, particularly our vulnerable young males.

Don't believe me? Revealed below, for the first time, is undeniable proof of the evil agenda at work. Hundreds of hours were spent by a team of 12 dedicated patriots building the mountain of evidence for you below.


Anti-Pakistan, liberal, extremist fashionistas exposed!



It is now up to all true patriots to save Pakistan by demanding a complete ban of fashion shows. If that fails, it is vital for all patriots to infiltrate the fashion world and stay two steps ahead of the anti-Pakistan agenda. If you would like to donate towards this noble venture, please contact us here.


Disclaimer: For all the gairatmand chaps, the above piece is unfortunately a work of satire.


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