NEW YORK: There are only two shows that I have ever officially “recapped,” which is to say written about each week come rain or shine or snow or Abu Nazir: ‘Homeland’ and ‘Downton Abbey’. Do you see the problem there? Both ‘Homeland’ and ‘Downton Abbey’ are, to my mind, shining, glittering examples of complete and total quality collapse.

Both are series that I once loved and adored on a kind of incommunicable level; I had to force myself to rave about them using complete sentences because my initial thoughts were pure animal cognition: “Ahhh. So. Good. Must. Watch. Now.”

Both shows had excellent first seasons, anchored by powerful, prickly performances from their leading ladies (put Lady Mary and Carrie Mathison in a room and Carrie Mathison is the one who leaves crying) and scene-stealing turns from cagey and experienced actors (Dowager Countess, I introduce to you Saul Berenson).

Both shows had flawed second seasons punctuated by a few wonderful moments that kept me believing they could turn things back around. This year, both shows aired third seasons that pushed my nose into the new grim reality of their awfulness, and hard.

If only both of these shows had been just one season long! I understand that commercial imperatives make shows go on and on, but that doesn’t mean I can’t decry the structures of capitalism while typing on a computer made in questionable working conditions and getting ready to pledge to a Kickstarter to bring back ‘Happy Endings’. So many times this year I wished for TV shows to be more rigorous, less like floppy, extra-long noodles. (A month or so ago I fell in love with movies anew: guys, they are only two hours and then they are done.)

It’s not just ‘Homeland’ and ‘Downton’. ‘Broadchurch’ and ‘The Fall’ are two lithely constructed crime dramas that, for some reason, are going to have second seasons. (And ‘Broadchurch’, God help us, an American remake.) Watching ‘Sleepy Hollow’, Fox’s wacky procedural about Ichabod Crane, I got pre-annoyed thinking about how dull the sparky chemistry between the show’s leads will be in three seasons, when they are stuck in rote will-they-won’t-they positions, hacking out cases with no momentum.

Meanwhile, the most perfectly crafted show of the year was, I thought, ‘Top of the Lake’, which is seven episodes long and will never be one more. ‘American Horror Story’ reinvented itself, audaciously, for the third time. And ‘Breaking Bad’ achieved the sort of narrative propulsion it did because creator Vince Gilligan knew where he was going and didn’t take extra time getting there.I even felt a little bit like ‘Mad Men’ this season was biding its time.

We know how it will feel and look with its moody and elliptical lines and metaphors, the punctuating joke, the drinking and the smoking and the smoldering, and this season anyway, Don’s psychological rut? I am not trying to downplay ‘Mad Men’s’ excellence, but I think that there is a tendency to overstate any TV show’s originality, especially one going into its seventh season.

Part of the pleasure of TV is, at some point, you know what you are getting into, know that you are slinking into a bath of a certain temperature with some familiar bath toys arrayed about you. The critical establishment may scoff at the movies’ current thrall to sequels and reboots, but in a way, every single episode of a TV show is a sequel.

The writer is Slate’s television critic.—By arrangement with Slate-Washington Post

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