LAHORE, May 27: A senior MPA of the Jamaat-i-Islami brought a bad name to himself as well as his party and wasted more than an hour of the Punjab Assembly on Thursday by making a proposal which provoked the women legislators both from the treasury and opposition benches.
Angry lawmakers spewed derogatory remarks and made him the target of their penetrating looks, but Syed Ehsanullah Waqas remained unrepentant. A hard nut to crack, the JI leader elected on the MMA's ticket, was not ready to apologize or take back his remarks even when a number of ministers and colleagues in the religious alliance made a request.
After facing more humiliation than he had caused, he tendered an apology in the chamber of the speaker in the presence of leaders from the ruling party and the opposition.
This was an example of hundred onions and hundred kicks, as they say. Ironically, this happened on a day when the assembly discussed matters concerning the education department, an area which needs utmost attention.
The session was going on smoothly when the MMA leader stood on a point of order to say that the chair, following the glorious example set by the federal food minister by choosing a fellow lawmaker as his life partner, do something for the bachelor ministers in the Punjab cabinet to find sweethearts.
He had just completed his sentence that female members, who are 33 per cent in the 371-seat house, launched an effective counter attack. "While making such remarks the JI leader should keep in mind his age, the values of the party he belongs to and also his own daughters", said PPP's Farzana Raja and the ruling PML's Dr Farzana.
Many warned that they would not let the session continue in such a situation. There were also threats of a walkout. Ms Shamim Akhtar was perhaps the cruelest in her remark.
"If Mr Waqas is so concerned about the marriages of bachelor ministers, we are willing to go to his residence to find suitors for his daughters". Hats off to the "great leader". He continued to chuckle and punch the air, gesturing that he would not apologize as he had said nothing wrong.
The tragic episode has a lesson for Chief Minister Chaudhry Pervaiz Elahi, whose vision is to make Punjab literate (parha likha Punjab). He should launch the campaign from such members of the Punjab Assembly, who are graduates but lack manners of conversation, specially in the presence of women.
They should be taught to unlearn 'bawdy' language.The chief minister will be doing a good job by allocating more funds for literacy-related projects in the backward areas, but he should not ignore the elected representatives like Ehsanullah Waqas who some months back had likened the women seats in legislatures to "sweet dishes", triggering strong reaction.
Turning the Punjab into a fully literate province will be a gigantic task. The chief minister will have to do something to encourage teachers to pay more attention to their job. At present, their salaries are not commensurate with their work and the dedication with which they are required to perform it. Most of the architects of the future generations -- as the teachers are called -- are living in deplorable condition.
The situation is well illustrated by a written reply given by the education minister in the assembly session on Thursday. The minister said 2,878 teachers for science and mathematics were appointed in the province some two years back on a "contract basis".
Their salaries are fixed, they are not entitled to annual increments and the government has no plan to regularize them. In other words, the new year's budget is of little relevance to them. They will get the same salaries, no matter how high the inflation.
If no incentive is offered, these teachers can't be expected to go extra mile and give excellent results. The assembly was also informed that 125 schools in Lahore were not provided with development funds for the last 10 years. Another 442 schools could not be provided with furniture.
If this is the situation in the Punjab capital, where chains of private schools are in competition with the government-run, the situation in the rural areas can be well imagined.
Meanwhile, the brand new turncoat Malik Ahad, clad in a waistcoat, made a debut appearance in the assembly on Thursday after changing his loyalty. But his presence went unnoticed mainly because the focus had shifted to the remarks given by the MMA leader.
"I am on the right course. These people are not right in their approach", Malik Ahad said of his former PML-N colleagues. PML-N legislators Dr Asad Asharf and Raja Shafqat tried to persuade him that he sit on the opposition benches. However, he refused.
A PML leader said that the 'turncoat' had told him of the pressures he was made to face before he gave in. He also complained that the party leadership had done nothing to have him released from jail.