Tony blair was brilliant. Having contrived the most spectacular U-turn of his seven years as prime minister, he simply pretended that it had not happened. In his House of Commons statement on Tuesday he didn't even use the word referendum. He certainly didn't tell us what had caused him to change his mind, or if he had troubled to tell the cabinet.
The prime minister merely said that parliament should debate the new European constitution: "Then let the people have the final say." The final say? For months he has been telling us that it would be fatal for the people to have any say at all, never mind the final one. It was none of the people's business. They should get on with their own lives, instead of trying to do parliament's job for it.
Still, it was a better slogan than last week's war cry: "Let the people sod off!" Tories were, literally, slack-jawed, mouths hanging open like Homer Simpson spotting a case of Duff beer. They sounded like Homer, too. My note of their response reads: "Uh? Eh? Aah! Whoa! Unghh!" They were, almost literally, gob-smacked, as if someone had smacked their gobs and left them capable of emitting only low and painful grunts.
Mr Blair finished with the stirring words: "Let the issue be put. Let battle be joined!" He sounded rather less like Henry V than Ulrika kicking off a new series of Gladiators.
The Tories still could not believe it. They had started the session with such hopes. Michael Ancram looked deeply happy, but then he usually does, smiling at the punchline of a joke no one else has heard.
Oliver Letwin abandoned his usual tight-lipped anxiety and beamed. Even Michael Howard had forgotten his serious scowl and put on his welcoming "Come to me, my children of the night" smile. They became even more cheerful when Mr Blair began a long schtick about how Europe was misrepresented in the media.
No, we wouldn't have to hand over tax policy. Or foreign policy. "All this and many others, like the hardy perennials about being forced to drive on the right, Germans taking over our nuclear weapons, and no doubt the shape of our bananas too!"
Tories were furious at this torching of straw men. Mr Blair looked delighted at their response. I half expected him to continue, "and as for the suggestion that our cherished national dish will be replaced by frog's leg tikka masala..."
Having stolen the Tories' clothes as well as shot their fox, Mr Blair sat down. Mr Howard of course had only to shoot his clothes. Whomph! went the straitjacket of a parliamentary vote. K-pow! went the hat the prime minister was obliged to eat.
The shirt he'd bet on no referendum was peppered with holes. The sock he had put into further discussion was now just shreds of wool and nylon. All that was left was: knickers to you!
Mr Howard, of course, compared the prime minister to the Grand Old Duke of York, who marched his men up the hill then marched them down again. But if they'd had Grand Old Duke of York's question time back in 1799, and if Mr Blair had held that title, he'd have had no trouble at all.
"We have our feet firmly on the ground!" he would have said. "We always insisted on a level playing field, and that is where we are. "Unlike the opposition, our heads are not in the clouds." And he stomped off, as if wondering what all the fuss was about.
-Dawn/Guardian Service
Killing Rantissi and peace
By Iffat Idris
Last Saturday Israel assassinated Abdel Aziz al-Rantissi, successor to the also assassinated Hamas chief Sheikh Ahmed Yassin. One could fill an infinite space condemning Israel and Prime Minister Ariel Sharon.
One could point out that targeted assassinations are illegal, tantamount to state terrorism, that they are detrimental to the interests of Israelis - for they will fuel Palestinian anger and provoke more suicide attacks against Israeli citizens, and that overall they take the Middle East still further from peace and towards more conflict.
These consequences have been pointed out - and proved correct - on countless such previous occasions. There is nothing to be gained by repeating them. For the murder of Abdel Aziz al-Rantissi (and previous actions) by the Sharon government prove that Israel is not listening.
It has lost all sense of reason, of rationality, even the ability to differentiate what is and what is not in its own interest - and killing Rantissi clearly is not. Israel under Sharon is a government and a country that will always, automatically, seek to crush the Palestinians. This is a given: it will not change.
So let's not waste column inches condemning Israel. Focus instead on those who provided the enabling environment for Israel and Sharon to carry out their anti-Palestinian agenda: focus instead on America.
For the timing of Israel's latest targeted assassination was no accident. It came days after Ariel Sharon went to Washington, and got the presidential seal of approval on his unilateral "disengagement plan" for the occupied territories. That seal was also the green light to assassinate Rantissi.
The "historic" Sharon plan entails the withdrawal of all Israeli troops and settlers from Gaza. But before anyone welcome this as a sign of Israeli compromise, the plan also entails massive Jewish settlements in the West Bank being retained. The removal of some 7,600 settlers from Gaza is to be balanced by more than 100,000 settlers keeping the land they occupied in the West Bank.
There is something clearly amiss with the math here - but not to George Bush. "In light of new realities on the ground ... it is unrealistic to expect that the outcome of final status negotiations will be a full and complete return to the armistice lines of 1949."
Follow this argument through to its logical conclusion, and it would be "unrealistic" to reverse any occupation of land, anywhere in the world. When Saddam Hussein seized Kuwait we should all have accepted the "new realities on the ground" and let him keep the country.
George Bush senior did not accept that argument, nor do we - and nor should Bush junior. That he has is yet another sign of his inability to see the world through the prism of law, rationality and principle. In other words, it is yet another sign of his seeing the world through the eyes of Ariel Sharon.
Note that by agreeing to let over 100,000 Jews keep their settlements in the West Bank, Bush is in effect ending any chance of a viable Palestinian state. A moth-eaten West Bank, cut through by massive Israeli settlements and divided from the Gaza Strip by Israel proper, cannot be called a state. Such a Palestine will be a bantustan. Such a Palestine will never satisfy the aspirations of the Palestinian people, and hence will never bring peace.
The right to return of Palestinian refugees is - like Sharon's drive to crush the Palestinians - a given in any negotiations over the future of the Middle East. A people thrown out of their homes and off their lands by occupation demand and have the right to return to those lands.
No one has the authority to deny them that right: no one can rule that Jewish occupation of Palestinian land is a fait accompli and hence irreversible. No one, that is - except George Bush: "It seems clear that an agreed, just, fair and realistic framework for a solution to the Palestinian refugee issue as part of any final status agreement will need to be found through the establishment of a Palestinian state, and the settling of Palestinian refugees there rather than Israel."
How can a deal in which one of the two main parties is not even consulted be described as "agreed"? How can a deal in which occupation by force is rewarded and the victims punished, be described as "just" and "fair"? And as for the last, is it "realistic" to suppose that an imposed, partisan and skewed ruling will lead to permanent peace?
The extent to which the American president conceded Jewish demands in Washington is unprecedented, even for a country whose leaders have uniformly exhibited a bias towards Tel Aviv. Carter, Reagan, Bush senior, Clinton - all supported Israel over the Palestinians, but none dared to unilaterally hand land in the West Bank to Jewish settlers, or deny the right of return to Palestinian refugees. George W. Bush has plumbed new depths in American bias.
Any number of factors can account for Bush's extraordinary statements: a fundamental ignorance of foreign policy, and a fundamental incapacity/unwillingness to redress that ignorance; a disastrous war in Iraq that leaves the president desperate for some foreign policy achievement (though it is arguable whether pouring petrol on a burning fire can be considered an achievement); the desire to court the powerful Jewish American lobby in the run-up to elections and in the face of mounting domestic criticism; or, simply, the age-old American bias towards Israel. There are many factors, but none of them is redeeming. None can excuse the folly of Bush's actions.
Condoleeza Rice claims that the administration was not informed about the Rantissi assassination. This is extremely difficult to believe. Even if true, though, the statements made by George Bush cannot have been interpreted as anything but a green light to kill the Hamas leader.
When you have already endorsed illegal occupation, when you have already sanctioned the denial of basic rights to the Palestinians, you don't need to spell out your approval of targeted assassinations - that can be taken for granted.
Statements from the White House after Rantissi's assassination do little to dispel the suspicion that it was Bush-endorsed. Israel, we were told, has "a right to defend itself from terrorist attacks". It might as well have been the Israeli spokesman talking to the press.
The events of the last week remove all vestiges - or rather, all pretence - of American neutrality and honest brokership in the Middle East. Under this president, Washington and Tel Aviv speak as one.
The irony is that the Bush administration is the one power with the ability to control Israel: it is the one voice that Sharon has no choice but to heed. This unique influence carries with it a moral obligation to act.
George Bush cannot, as in the early days of his presidency, wash his hands of the Middle East and claim it has nothing to do with him. Even less can he throw his hat in with the Israelis. That would - that is, for it is happening - be a shocking abrogation of moral responsibility by the US government.
George Bush might not have ordered the helicopter attacks that killed Abdel Aziz al-Rantissi, but he is as responsible for it and its consequences ("rivers of blood") as Ariel Sharon.
Post-script: The icing on the cake came from Tony Blair: "The Palestinian Authority must show the political will to make the withdrawal from Gaza a success and to deliver on their roadmap responsibilities, especially regarding security." What "roadmap"?
In his knee-jerk support for anything coming from the White House, the prime minister obviously missed (or ignored) the fact that Bush's endorsement of the Sharon disengagement plan ripped up the roadmap. Mr Blair, "solutions" imposed without negotiations with the Palestinians - or consultation with the quartet partners - can hardly be called part of the roadmap.