What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time no flea!
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How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone box?
Stuck!
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What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
He gets toad away!
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What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?
Bugs Bunny!
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What’s the difference between an injured lion and a wet day?
One pours with rain, the other roars with pain!
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What did the egg say to the other egg?
Let’s get cracking!
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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
You bump your nose on the ceiling!
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What do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones!
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What do you say to a cow that crosses in front of your car?
Mooo-ve over!
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What would you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
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What is black and white and goes round and round?
A penguin in a revolving door!
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Why are penguins so popular on the Internet?
Because they have Web feet!— Compiled by The Surfer