Son: I brought a pair of camouflage trousers the other day.Father: Well why aren’t you wearing them?Son: Because I can’t find them.

What are the strongest days of the week?Saturday and Sunday because the rest are weekdays.

What do you call a fish without an eye?Fsh!

Girl: Teacher! Teacher! My sister is only five years old and she can spell her name backwards!Teacher: That’s quite remarkable! What is her name?Girl: Anna.

Why was the moon not hungry?Because it was full!

What kind of star goes to jail?A shooting star!

— Compiled by The Surfer