Saudi crown prince’s visit to Pakistan: A fly-on-the-wall review

Updated Jan 14, 2016 11:22pm

Prince: So, about those troops…

PM: We have prepared some really great dishes for you.

Prince: That’s nice to know. Now, about those troops…

PM: …including roasted houbara bustards.

Prince: That’s nice…what? Roasted bustards! YUM!

PM: Now, about those troops…

Prince: What troops?

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