From burgers to bun kebabs
By Qasim A. Moini
GROWING up in the Middle East and coming to Karachi every year for the summer holidays, I must admit that in my childhood, one of the things I would look most forward to when in the city was the array of delicious, spicy street foods available, which I and my trusted cabal of cousins would devour, far away from the watchful eyes of our parents, who frowned upon the practice, mainly due to street food’s suspect quality of hygiene.
Today, though many aeons have passed since childhood, my love for street food remains as strong as ever. And looking at the sheer number of joints that hawk a cornucopia of street food in this city, it seems that my fellow Karachians – a fair number out of roughly 18 million of them – must relish street food with as much delight as I. And perhaps the king of Karachi street food is the bun kebab.
It would not be an unfair to assume that the bun kebab and burger were separated at birth. Though it is difficult to say which came first, methinks the burger might have a slight edge. But this chronological advantage should in no way be taken as a slight to the humble, desi bun kebab.
The burger and bun kebab are so near and yet so far. One is sold in air-conditioned, franchised environs supported by an army of mascots. Of course this is where the premium burgers are sold, as the atmosphere changes drastically at lower income joints.
The other is hawked off push carts, holes in the wall and anywhere else big enough for a stove, a bench and two or three chairs. Interestingly, though other proletarian foods such as biryani and haleem have been given the franchise treatment and are now sold out of air-conditioned outlets featuring uniformed staffers, no one has thought of giving bun kebabs the same makeover. They remain part of the thelay-wallah’s domain.
Short-listing ace bun kebab-wallahs in the city of Karachi is a well-nigh impossible task as they are all mostly pretty decent. However, though the line is quite fine, many bun kebab vendors – perhaps due to an inferiority complex – tend to label their delicious delights as burgers, or burgurs, if one is to transliterate. This confounds me. Why the complex? Stand up and be counted for what you are, I say.
Anyhow, there are certain spots where I, in my many adventures across this city, have had quality bun kebabs and despite the dodgy standards of hygiene have lived to tell the tale. There is a spot opposite the Abbasi Shaheed Hospital in Nazimabad where the bun kebab-wallah’s bun of choice is the hot dog style bun, as opposed to the round burger buns that are perhaps more common. Served up with tangy chutney in little trays that look like they came from an airline’s galley, the secret is to dip the bun in the chutney for maximum enjoyment.
Another joint, opposite a famous kebab paratha/nehari-wallah off Burnes Road, serves up his bun kebabs quite differently. Here, a kebab (though it is called that, there is hardly any meat in the stuff) enveloped by a fried egg is served to the customer with a slightly toasted bun by the side, so that one may consume the stuff in not too different a manner than eating curry with naan. The kebab is accompanied by a tamarind-flavoured chutney and smothered with raw onions and coriander.
There is another stall, located next to a popular DVD store in the upmarket Boating Basin area that makes a truly tantalizing bun kebab. I’ve tried the chicken burger served at this place – though methinks it is erroneously named as it is closer to the genus bun kebab – and can safely say it is simply delicious. And considering the area it’s in, the bun kebab is quite reasonably priced.
This is a brief recollection of the bun kebabs that have satisfied me in times of great hunger and very little in my wallet. For between Rs20-30 (depending on the filling that is to go in between the buns, i.e. a potato, beef or chicken patty) one can be satisfactorily satiated till a proper meal is had.
However, I have also experienced a bun kebab horror story or two. The most recent one was when I ventured into a joint run by an elderly gent smack opposite the Merewether Tower. Now I had tried a few of the dishes from this place and they weren’t half bad (in retrospect … they weren’t half good either). Too lazy to go to Saddar and face the monstrous traffic and with the pangs of hunger getting ever stronger, I decided to give it a whirl.
Suffice to say, it was a most unpalatable experience. The bun kebab just wouldn’t go down my throat, while the ketchup, coleslaw and fries definitely looked like they had seen better days. It was quite a painful experience to part with a fifty rupee note that day.


