‘God, help the Muslims’
By Irfan Malik
THE screaming of little animals in their death throes is far worse of course. But even when slaughter isn’t on the menu, Eid mornings are a noisy affair in our neighbourhood. There are at least four large mosques within a half-mile radius of my flat, all wired for maximum penetration into the homes of habitual absconders. Perhaps the prime nature of the real estate has something to do with this profusion of piety, for two mosques should be ample given the low population density.
Try as you might, there is no escaping their sphere of influence. Unless totally deaf or rigged out at all times in Himalayan special operations earmuffs, which are anything but stylish, what you get is four passionate sermons coming at you simultaneously from four different directions. One at a time could be noted and shelved as so much atmosphere but the quadraphonic effect is overpowering early in the morning. It is particularly trying for those told by their elders an age ago that the believer needs neither mullah nor loudspeaker to commune with the Creator.
Enough preamble. This last Eid the mullah in the south-westerly mosque was coming through clearer than the rest. I ignored him until he started repeating one particular plea to the Almighty over and over again: Ya Allah, Musalmanon ki madad farma (Allah, help the Muslims)! He said this at least six times, and that’s not counting what I might have missed. Life is full of regrets.
True, we need all the help coming to us but why ask for it exclusively for Muslims? I personally know several Hindus who need help, desperately, and at least two Christians who could do with a serious talking to if not an outright intervention. The Parsis also have their problems — I married one, I should know. There used to be Jews in the Karachi of my childhood but they all seem to have vanished so I can’t honestly say how they’re faring. Probably in a tight spot like the rest of us. Worse if they are still in this country, in perpetual hiding and forced to live a lie in the land of their birth.
The point is, why can’t we be inclusive in our prayers, let alone our actions? I won’t claim that it was all hunky-dory in the past because it wasn’t. The Muslims of Pakistan have always felt superior and special vis-à-vis their fellow citizens of other faiths. I don’t know, maybe it’s like that in other countries too where one religion dominates. Mired in the concrete jungle and the demands of the monthly envelope, I lack the wisdom of the traveller and cannot say anything with certainty one way or the other.
For better or worse, I do know myself though and, unlike the mullah, my prayers are with all of humanity and every living creature on the face of this planet, dangerous bacteria excluded. God help the geckos and the parrots and the crows and the truly magnificent kite that honours me daily by choosing my balcony for its roost. It is no longer afraid of me, up to a point. No accolade from any corporate overlord can match that primal feeling of true acceptance in the greater scheme of things. The crows have been friends for a long time but their motives are all too clear. Selfish to the core, every last one of them, almost human and too smart for their own good. Insistent too.
To get back to the point, things may never have been great but they were immeasurably better. We used to be more inclusive than we are now. There is no shortage on radio and television of people calmly saying things like “hum sab Musalman hain (we are all Muslims)”. When did that happen and why wasn’t I informed? Has anyone ever given even a passing thought to how statements like that must affect the six-million-plus non-Muslims who are ostensibly equal citizens of this country? They are not only marginalised, their very existence now seems to be under question.
Then there’s ‘Allah hafiz’. Who came up with that and why? Until about twelve years ago we got along just fine with ‘Khuda hafiz’, invoking God’s protection applicable to everyone regardless of religion. Are we telling our non-Muslim brothers and sisters, on TV and radio no less, that their faith is misplaced, that they should see the light as defined by Muslims? Or are we so insecure in our own beliefs that we need the constant prop of mindless ritual?
Enough said, for now.
imalik@dawn.com


