Obtaining a new driving licence or getting an old one renewed should not be a time-consuming and cumbersome exercise. But a colleague recently learnt that this is precisely what is the case in Karachi.
To begin with, an applicant has to deal with a posse of “agents” who promise to get the job done in return for a nominal sum. High-minded applicants disregard their offers of help only to learn afterwards that a little bit of palm-greasing obviates the need for standing in long queues and spending a ridiculous length of time in the waiting room while others are called and photographed out of turn.
Officials posted at the driving licence branch of the police ask applicants to obtain application forms from a neighbouring photocopy shop. So, forms that should be available free of cost can be had at a price ranging between Re1 to Rs50 — the rate being probably fixed by the man who runs the shop.
Looking extremely disgruntled, officials manning the information desk at the driving licence branch are a queer lot. Queries about fees and documents to be attached to the application form are greeted with one-liners and dismissive stares. You are curtly told to deposit money at the post office across the road.
Armed with a post office deposit slip — obtained after much jostling and pushing — you go to a room where you are chastised for not attaching your old driving licence to the application form. Your explanation about the unavailability of a stapler at the branch cuts no ice with the official in charge of the photo section. You are asked to wait for your turn.
Twiddling your thumbs, you find “agents” in the room helping their clients to get photographed out of turn. (They also provide staplers and ensure that their clients are not treated badly.) In vain you fume inwardly and wonder why the official goes out of the room all too often.
When you have been photographed, you are asked to immediately leave the waiting-room and stand close to its window where another official calls out your name when your driving licence is ready.
The colleague who recently visited the driving licence branch says he was asked to pay an additional Rs200 for the new licence — which is needlessly cluttered with pictures and inferior in quality to the ones issued previously — and for which he was given no receipt. When he insisted on being given a receipt, the official said he could not issue a receipt because he did not have one. “As simple as that,” he said, smiling.
This, too, shall pass
Few were surprised when the Karachi police recently launched a crackdown on leaders of religious parties, some of them outlawed by the president in the past, and rounded up “the usual suspects”. This is not the first time that such an operation has been launched.
Members of most proscribed organizations frequent newspaper offices and over a cup of tea discuss with journalists how the pro-US policies of the present government will come unstuck. The fact that they operate in such an unhindered manner indicates connivance of the police.
Analysts maintain that the reason why the police action against militants has failed to find favour even with moderates is that the government is seen to be acting at the behest of the West. They insist that the government should have launched a systematic campaign against religious extremism — a bane of Karachi — of its own volition at the time of its choosing.
Last Friday, religious parties, especially the Muttahida Majlis-i-Amal, set students of seminaries on law-enforcement agencies and unsuspecting citizens who happened to be on the roads at the time of the protest. But a senior member of the MMA told a colleague that the current conflagration between the state and religious parties will soon give way to a truce. “We know the government is under immense pressure at the moment. This, too, shall pass,” he mused.
Harry Potter fever hits city
“I wish I could sleep today and wake up on July 16 with Harry Potter beside me,” said an anxious college student to a salesman at one of Karachi’s most popular bookshops a couple of days before the book launch.
Sentiments similar to hers and some more exaggerated were echoed by many others. A friend’s daughter begged for days to her mother not to take her to a family reunion up north for fear of missing the launch, saying: “I can’t go unless you can promise me that there is a bookshop in Naran that will have Harry Potter on its shelf!”
Needless to say she bought the book the day its copies came to Karachi. With her hands trembling and a wide grin plastered on her face, she opened the book and began reading the moment she had it in her hands. She kept reading as her mother drove her home. She made a beeline for her bedroom and did not look up till she had read the last word — over six hours.
What is it about the series that has the whole world reeling with excitement not witnessed for any other book before? Is it the magic created by J.K Rowlings’ fecund imagination so infectious or is it that people want a reprieve from a big, bad cruel world?
The managing director of a chain of bookshops — that catered to 100 online requests for the book — said: “People came in their hundreds to inquire about the Harry Potter book and we had around a thousand copies pre-ordered at our outlets.” They sold over a thousand copies in one day and a few hundred more over the next few.
They had even thought of a “festive” launching ceremony with HP look-alikes but were not sure if the books would reach on time. Mercifully no one was disappointed.
“People had gathered in large numbers outside the shops — waiting for the doors to open,” he adds. One has heard of people queuing up at food joints in Pakistan, but waiting outside for books was unheard of.
But there is a seamier side to this book business. There are pirated copies available too, and amazingly within a very short period. Not a week has passed and you can get a copy for as little as Rs300 at many spots in the city, including one near Teen Talwar. “Unfortunately, no action has been taken by the government,” says the bookseller.
“Obviously it has had an impact on our sales as there are still plenty of people who do tend to buy pirated books,” says the bookseller who feels the price of an original at Rs1,195 is not really steep.