BAGHDAD: They used King Feisel's old table to sign the document, the desk upon which Winston Churchill's choice as monarch once tried - not very successfully, it has to be said - to rule Iraq. It was, of course, supposed to be a special day in Iraqi history.
Twenty-five local leaders - most television reports spared viewers that uncomfortable and all-important qualification 'American-appointed' - dutifully signed their new and temporary constitution. Veiled ladies and tribal sheikhs, some good men and true but also a convicted fraudster, Ahmed Chalabi, scribbled their signatures in front of US proconsul Paul Bremer.
You could almost hear him sighing in relief. For the constitution - it is only temporary and contains plenty of unanswered questions - is supposed to be America's get-out clause.
As long as the 25 men and women signed their names, Washington could hand over 'sovereignty' to them on June 30, well before the US presidential elections in November. That, at least, is the plan. On Monday, we were spared the string quartet and the children's choir of last week's aborted ceremony - but not the violence.
For many Baghdadis, the day began as it did for me, instinctively ducking as a tremendous explosion clappered over the city. I was trying to make a phone call on my new and inefficient mobile phone when the first rocket exploded on the police station near Andalos Square.
I heard the firing of the weapon, a dull thump, and then the swish of the missile overhead. By the time I reached the cops' headquarters, the road was packed with angry young men and screaming ambulances. There was another thump and another powerful impact as a second rocket hit a civilian home in a cloud of grey smoke.
At the Ibn el-Nafis Hospital, the little boy wounded in the house was writhing on his bed in agony, next to Sergeant Abbas Jalil Hussein of the Iraqi police force. "I was just washing my hands in order to say my morning prayers," he said. "I heard this tremendous noise, and then I felt my blood on my leg and realized I was wounded."
At this point, a member of the hospital's management - under the standing instructions of the American-appointed health minister - interrupted to say I had no business to be in the ward.
This wasn't the day to be reporting on suffering Iraqis - certainly not a day on which dangerous folk like journalists should be counting the statistics of violence.
So I set off to the home of an Iraqi businessman, a middle-aged Christian, to watch America's dreams come true, praying he would have electricity to power his television set. His generator thumped out just enough juice to run the television.
The screen dipped and waved and shimmered, but there they were, one by one, stepping up to King Feisel's chair, applauded and beaming, unelected men and women of the 'Governing Council' signing a temporary constitution which, in theory at least, guarantees freedom of speech and assembly: a flurry of brown robes, sparkling pens, blue suits and veils.
Most Iraqis are more interested in electricity than constitutions - which may be one reason why the details of this particular document have not exactly been discussed in the street. They should have been.
We still don't know, for example, whether the Kurds will have a veto on any new government decisions. The original document stipulated that two-thirds of voters in any three provinces could have a veto. The Kurds control three provinces in the north, two of which - according to the dominant Shia population, contain only a majority of 500,000 people.
This was one of the reasons why old Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani objected to last week's signing. Will the Shia community's 60 per cent of the entire Iraqi population really be represented by a new government? Will they get three members of their particular faith into a five-man rotating presidency or one in a three-man presidency which the signing seemed to represent.
Iraqis have been puzzled by the clause allowing the Iraqis two passports and the right of restitution of property if they had been exiled. Did this refer to opponents of Saddam or the tens of thousands of Jewish Iraqis driven from Baghdad more than four decades ago? Were Israelis born in Baghdad to be given Iraqi passports and return? Why shouldn't they, I asked my Christian friend? Fair enough, he said. But would the Americans then support the return of the Palestinians driven from their homes in what is now Israel in 1948?
In the end, the signing ceremony was pomp without much circumstance. Mr Bremer, the man who was supposed to be an expert in "counter-terrorism" when he was appointed by President Bush and is reported as saying that he will retire to "private life" on June 30, sent a letter of congratulations to the 25 men and women.
Then came the usual off-the-record briefings from his spokespersons. We could expect more violence now that the document had been signed. There would be an increase in attacks up to June 30. It was the same old story: the better things are, the worse they get.- (c) The Independent
New hope, new optimism
By Hafizur Rahman
Do we really believe that all this hype and hurrah about Indo-Pakistan talks is going to lead to a settlement of the Kashmir dispute? Let us remember that that is the only worrisome dispute between the two countries.
The other differences are as minor and insignificant as, say, our differences with Upper Volta or Outer Mongolia. Every tension, every provocation, every trigger-happy stance and sabre-rattling, both here and across the border, comes from that basic quarrel.
All around me I see people agog with a new expectation, a new hope, simply oozing with optimism, and shouting "Thank God! At last India is ready to talk". But such talks have been going on ever since the Kashmir war ended on December 31, 1948. What is so different this time? The Indian stand on Kashmir remains the same, its treatment of the freedom fighters has not altered a bit. So what's new?
As I see it India and Pakistan hold the same views on this issue which they have held for the past 56 years. The real new factor that has come in is the United States of America which has told the two to stop behaving like naughty boys and settle the dispute between them, otherwise... Pakistan could never afford the 'otherwise', and now India too with its new-found love for the US can't afford it.
True, there has been a perceptive lessening of the inflexibility on Kashmir in both countries, but even that is due to the honest(?) broker from Washington. They need not take the credit for it.
After these grumpy remarks, I'll go on to my topic of today to cover some of my old predictions for which my wife used to call me a Cassandra. But before that, a flash of memory, since that too relates to Kashmir.
In 1951, sitting in a Public Service Commission test I was required to write an essay on "How would you resolve the Kashmir problem?" I thought I was being very clever when I wrote that neither I nor anyone else in Pakistan, nor the UN for that matter, could resolve the impasse.
Only the Kashmiris themselves could do so by fighting their way out of Indian subjugation, as all captive peoples do everywhere. The UN can only help, and that is all.
While that has turned out to be correct as evident from the militancy in the occupied state, I do want to make another prediction. If somehow the people of the state, the Muslim population that is, do succeed in forcing India to leave them to their fate (India will never agree to a plebiscite because the result will be too humiliating for it) at some crucial stage, nationalism, which is already making itself evident, will take over to achieve an independent state.
I know how violently some people in Pakistan react to this eventuality, now called the 'Third Option'. Their loud reaction somehow makes me feel that we are more interested in owning the Kashmiris than seeing them out of the clutches of India and letting them exercise their own free will. If you ask me, the 'Third Option' will not be bad at all.
If we could digest Bangladesh, why not a sovereign Kashmir? Sentimentalism apart, we in Pakistan haven't given too good an account of ourselves as a democratic country, sensible enough to manage our own affairs without making a hash of it. Our only achievement has been the nuclear bomb, but look at the dirty charges we are earning about exporting its know-how.
What then shall we give to the Kashmiris? An effete and corrupt administration, an undependable political system, a distorted democracy, a press ever fearful of state oppression, ethnic strife leading to intolerance and bloodshed, and promises of periodic martial law? For long years they got a better deal from the Indians who could have continued there forever if they had more sense and had not foolishly insisted on making Occupied Kashmir a province instead of constitutionally letting it remain a separate territorial entity with its own prime minister and sadr-i-riasat.
Readers may recall the veiled allusion of Khushwant Singh (although a liberal Indian) during a visit to Lahore some years ago, to the possible fate of Indian Muslims if India were to be ousted from Kashmir.
He seemed to believe that the majority community would vent its anger at the loss of Kashmir on the hapless Muslim minority. Was he trying to tell us to advise the Muslims in Kashmir not to struggle so seriously for their freedom?
Would you like me to tell you why my wife used to be afraid of my prognostications and called me a Cassandra? Whether you want to hear or not, here it goes. She asked me in the early sixties what I thought was the future of Pakistan. I said, "My dear, if we go on like this, East Pakistan will be lost to us in ten years." It went earlier than my expectation.
After that (I said to her) it will be the turn of West Pakistan. The Pathans are already enamoured of Pukhtoonistan and want to strike out on their own in collusion with the Afghans. In the changed circumstances - (what happened in Afghanistan, thanks to Soviet Russia) - I was proved wrong, but only because of the advent of a communist regime in our neighbourhood, which cured the Pathans of their delusions.
I confess that I was not serious, though the words uttered in jest did clothe an element of grim truth, and horror of horrors! I was shocked to read some time ago of an exactly identical scenario drawn up by an American expert on the subcontinent, down to the formation of a joint Muslim-Sikh Punjab.
I used to tell my wife not to set much store by my prophecies, for if I were such a good forecaster I should also have been able to anticipate the dissolution of innumerable elected governments in Pakistan and the two wars with India. But her fears were not allayed. She would say, "I know you always add the words 'If we go on like this.' And we are going on like this, aren't we?"
The UN is not a morality play
By Gwynne Dyer
"It may well be that under international law as presently constituted a regime can systematically brutalise and oppress its own people and there is nothing anyone can do.... This may be the law, but should it be?" asked Prime Minister Tony Blair last Friday in a speech that tried to persuade sceptical British voters that he was right to attack Iraq at President George W. Bush's side.
He didn't answer his own question, assuming that everybody agrees the answer is yes. The correct answer, however, is no.
Mr Blair and Mr Bush have both ended up arguing the moral case for invading Iraq, though it didn't get mentioned much before the war. Having found no 'weapons of mass destruction' nor any connection between Saddam Hussein and the Islamist terrorists who attacked the United States, their sole remaining justification for the invasion is the fact that it removed a vicious dictator. The problem is that it is not a legal justification.
It seems so obvious: there's a wicked regime; we have the power to destroy it; let's do those people a favour and invade. We need to change international law so that we can legally invade "when a nation's people are subject to a regime such as Saddam's," as Mr Blair put it.
Who would be the targets? Any regime that is judged to "systematically brutalise and oppress its own people" - North Korea, or Burma, or Zimbabwe, or even China, depending on which countries set themselves up as the judges. That should keep us all busy until the End of Time.
Mr Blair's argument has a strong emotional appeal. It would be nice if there were some impartial and all-powerful force in the world that would unerringly punish all the wicked while sparing all the innocent.
The traditional name for this force, however, is God, and even He has chosen not to act within history in quite so hyper-active a way, postponing the sorting out of the good and the evil to a time shortly after the End of Time. Mr Blair's offer to bring the Last Judgment forward by a billion years or so is doubtless well-meant, but it is ill-advised.
Even well-educated people like Mr Blair profoundly misunderstand the nature of the United Nations. They imagine that it is a sword of justice, and maybe even an instrument of Love.
They do not understand that the heart of the United Nations enterprise is a brutally realistic attempt to change international law in order to prevent World War III. The UN is a nuclear blast shelter, not the international equivalent of a battered women's shelter.
When was the UN founded? 1945. What was the situation in 1945? The biggest war in history had just ended: 45 million people were dead, most of the cities of the industrialised world had been bombed flat, and nuclear weapons had just been dropped on cities for the first time.
What was the prognosis? Another world war eventually, with every great power holding hundreds or thousands of nuclear weapons on Day One. Five hundred million dead in the first week.
So right there, in 1945, the countries of the world decided to try to change that future. They created the United Nations, a new institution whose Charter declared that henceforth war is illegal.
It did not say that henceforth tyranny is illegal, because enforcing such a rule would mean endless war. (First we attack Stalin, then Mao, then....) It was a hundred-year project at the very least, since human beings have been fighting wars since the dawn of civilisation eight thousand years ago, or even before. But it was necessary, because the only alternative, sooner or later, was World War III with nuclear weapons.
The basic UN rule is that you can no longer legally attack another country, and no excuses are accepted. The fact that their ancestors stole some of your country's territory a hundred years ago doesn't justify it, nor does a suspicion that they are planning to attack you, nor even the fact that their government wickedly oppresses its own people. Allow those exceptions, and clever lawyers will find a way to argue that every aggression is legal. So the law says no exceptions.
During the 1990s, when the international environment was relatively benign, attempts were made to get round this rule in order justify humanitarian military interventions to stop genocides in Bosnia and Kosovo.