The art of recovering WMDs
By Tahir Mirza
THE distinguished Punjabi poet-satirist Ustad Daman was arrested during the Zulfikar Ali Bhutto regime for his biting verse against the people’s government. He was presented in court on the charge that bombs were recovered from his house —- rather than, as all Lahore wags said at the time, empty bottles.
The charges could not of course stand in court, and later Ustad Daman immortalized the episode thus:
Awami hukumat da hunar waikho
Daman Ustad dey ghar choon bum nikley
(Admire the talent of the people’s government that they have discovered bombs in Ustad Daman’s house.)
The subcontinent’s police are past masters in the art of “recovering” things from the person or houses of those they want to harass, either on their own or at the behest of the administration. It can be heroin from the boot of a car or a revolver from the possession of a political opponent. When the police run into a dead-end in an investigation of a crime, which is often, they resort to such “recoveries” to save their skins.
The Americans, in their search for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, should send some of their boys to us to learn how to conjure up what they seek and cannot find. We can tell them how to plant WMDs in some remote corner of the Iraqi desert or under the Tigris in a waterproof cave.
A month of bombing and killing and probing has produced nothing so far. The Saddam palaces, in one of which Gen Tommy Franks proudly held court the other day, have been full of luxurious upholstery, but, alas, no WMDs. America is now to send 1,000 of its own inspectors to Iraq to speed up the search for WMDs. Make no mistake: some will be “recovered”. They have to be, because already questions are being asked about this, and the questioning is bound to increase, even within the United States. The main reason for the attack on Iraq was that Saddam Hussein possessed weapons of mass destruction and thus posed a threat to the world. The UN inspectors were not allowed to complete their work because reports coming out from them clearly indicated that no hard evidence had been found of any WMD stocks. Somewhere this will gradually sink into the conscience of ordinary Americans and then they will wonder whether the cost in human suffering and material resources was worth it.
So, please, sir, soon expect some “baraamdaat”, the police term for ‘recoveries’.
The Arab Group at the United Nations has for once been clever: it has proposed declaring the entire Middle East as a WMD-free zone. Let’s get into Israel, and see what they have. There is a rich store waiting to be unearthed. Here, then, is another contradiction presented to the Americans. They support and keep in place a state whose possession of WMDs and terrorist character have been repeatedly exposed before the world but go in for an invasion of an Arab country. The argument that the Iraq war is primarily aimed at strengthening the Israeli hold and further decapitating Arab resistance to Israeli expansionism daily gains weight.
However, the balance sheet should not be seen as being entirely in the negative. The Iraq war has for the first time since the end of colonialism after the Second World War brought out imperialism in its full military and economic regalia. For too long, the lines had been blurred. At least the divide is now clearly marked. That is a positive development.

