‘By a partial, prejudiced and ignorant Historian’
I HAVE not been keeping any too well these past few weeks. In fact, I was obliged to go on leave and abandon ship — or nearly. Days at home led one into periods of gloomy introspection. Time had come, I was sure, for me to make a valedictory speech. Throw in the towel, make your last bow. Take leave of your friends. Farewell, friends. It has been good while it lasted but now’s the time for me to say that even bad things come to an end. I’m grateful to you all for having suffered me all these years. Be happy and wait for my successor who’ll be much better than I ever was.
These were my thoughts on my sick bed. And then came hope. The turnaround. From London came a young friend from the Urdu Service of the BBC, Asad Ali by name. He brought for me the briefest of books on history. Actually, it is not a book but a booklet. It is titled, The History of England by a partial, prejudiced & ignorant Historian. It was written by Jane Austen and the note on the bottom of the title page said: N.B. There will be very few Dates in this History. I am reproducing parts of this delectable history which I am recommending as essential reading for Pervaiz Elahi, Shujaat Husain, Fazlur Rehman, Husain Ahmad and similar other birds. It is also recommended for a very dear friend in Chakwal-Bhagwal-Islamabad or wherever else he may be of a sleepy winter’s afternoon.
The second thing that helped me to shake off my lethargy was a letter that I received from Karachi. Written by Dr.Khalid Khan, consulting anaesthesiologist, Liaquat National Hospital, it was a heart-warming get-well-soon message which made me feel instantly better. “Get up, lazybones, and do something about it”, it seemed to order me and I obeyed. So, you see, messages do matter and they matter most when they come from a very special lady in Lahore.
The Jane Austen history begins thus: “Read me anything but history, for history must be false.”: Sir Robert Walpole.
“History is just the portrayal of crimes and misfortunes... All ancient history is no more than accepted fiction.”: Voltaire.
“The History of England from the reign of Henry the 4th to the death of Charles the 1st. By a partial, prejudiced and ignorant Historian.
“To Miss Austen, eldest daughter of the Rev George Austen, this work is inscribed with all due respect by.
“The Author
“N.B. There will be few Dates in this History.
And the history begins:
HENRY THE 4TH: Henry the 4th ascended the throne of England much to his own satisfaction in the year 1399, having prevailed on his cousin and predecessor Richard the 2nd, to resign it to him, and to retire for the rest of his life to Pomfret Castle, where he happened to be murdered. It is to be supposed that Henry was married, since he certainly had four sons, but it is not in my power to inform the reader who was his wife. Be this as it may, he did not live for ever. But falling ill, his son the Prince of Wales took away the crown; whereupon the King made a long speech, for which I must refer the reader to Shakespeare’s plays and the prince made a still longer. Things being thus settled between them, the King died, and was succeeded by his son Henry who had previously beat Sir William Gascoigne.
HENRY THE 5TH: This prince, after he succeeded to the throne, grew quite reformed and amiable, forsaking all his dissipated companions and never thrashing Sir William again. During his reign, Lord Cobham was burnt alive, but I forget what for. His Majesty then turned his thoughts to France, where he went and fought the famous Battle of Agincourt. He afterwards married the King’s daughter Catherine, a very Agreeable woman by Shakespeare’s account. Inspite of all this however he died, and was succeeded by his son Henry.
HENRY THE 6TH: I cannot say much for this monarch’s Sense — Nor would I if I could, for he was a Lancastrian. I suppose you know all about the wars between him and the Duke of York who was of the right side; If you do not, you had better read some other History, for I shall not be very diffuse in this, meaning by it only vent my spleen against, and shew my hatred to all those people whose parties or principles do not suit with mine, and not to give information. This King married Margaret of Anjou, a woman whose distresses and misfortunes were so great as almost to make me who hate her, pity her. It was in this reign that Joan of Arc lived and made such a row among the English. They should not have burnt her —- but they did. There were several Battles between the Yorkists and Lancastrians, in which the former (as they ought) usually conquered. At length they were entirely overcome; The King was murdered —- The Queen was sent home and Edward the 4th Ascended the throne.
EDWARD THE 4TH: This Monarch was famous only for his Beauty and his courage, of which the picture we have here given of him, and his undaunted behaviour in marrying one woman while he was engaged to another, are sufficient proofs. His wife was Elizabeth Woodville, a widow, who, poor woman, was afterwards confined in a convent by that Monster of Inquiry and Avarice Henry the 7th. One of Edward’s Mistresses was Jane Shore who had a play written about her, but it is a tragedy and therefore not worth reading. Having performed all these noble actions, his Majesty died, and was succeeded by his son.
EDWARD THE 5TH: This unfortunate Prince lived so little a while that nobody had time to draw his picture. He was murdered by his Uncle’s contrivance, whose name was Richard the 3rd. Jane Austen’s history continues, and if my friend in Chakwal likes it, he’ll have more of it next week.


Court marriages getting popular
By Maisoon Hussein
COURT marriages are on the rise. Noor Naz Agha, a high court advocate, has conducted “over 50 such marriages” in the past few years. And she knows of several lawyers who have done the same.
Couples go for court marriage either because of parent’s opposition to marriage, or because they fear opposition. This occurs in marriages particularly that cross religious and ethnic lines.
In most cases, estranged parents of the girl retaliate by charging the boy with abduction and by putting pressure upon their daughter to testify this in court. If she refuses they may even level a charge of Zina against the couple. “The case can become complicated if the couple do not marry immediately after they leave home,” according to Rashida Patel, the President of the Pakistan Women’s Lawyers’ Association (PAWLA).
The boy can then suffer several months of imprisonment. If a case of Zina is filed, the girl is also put behind bars. At the time of writing, there were six girls in the women’s jail who had either contracted court marriage or were preparing to do so. However, Swaleha Naeem, a lawyer who regularly visits the prison, believed that some of these girls would soon be released on bail.
One such case, recounted by advocate Javed Iqbal Burqi, is that of Afshan and Adnan (Kulf Masih, Christian name). They left home with the intention to marry after Afshan’s family refused Adnan’s proposal as he was a recent convert to Islam. However, they were apprehended by police before the court marriage, at the behest of Afshan’s family. Afshan in her confessional statement denied the charge of abduction and even submitted herself to a medical test, to avert the charge of abduction or Zina by her family. Thereupon, the investigation officer (IO) filed a statement under section 169 of CrPc that “the couple is innocent.”
The judicial magistrate, however, did not release Adnan who was put behind bars on the grounds that there was “no proof whether Adnan had really accepted Islam.” The IO filed a challan and the case was transferred to the ADJ 1V East. Afshan refused to return to her parent’s house, and she spent 14 months in Darul Aman before relenting. On her return, her parents married her to a man of their choice. Adnan, meanwhile, has been in prison for two years. None of the complainants appear in the court as witnesses despite summons and bailable and non-bailable warrants. The court is yet to decide the case.
Because of the likelihood of a charge being levelled against the boy, and perhaps even the girl for marrying without their parent’s consent, lawyers, like Zeb Jawed, are cautious when approached by a couple. “First, I ensure that the girl is above 16 years and the boy above 18 years. No lawyer that I know would conduct a court marriage of such a couple as that would be against the law. Secondly, I ensure that the date of departure of a girl from her home and that of her court marriage is the same in the form. Here, the girl testifies she is marrying of her own free will. I also make it a point to attach the girl’s photo on the form in case she later denies that it was she who got married.”
This form is then attested by a judicial magistrate. The Nikah is read by the Nikah Khwan and four copies are prepared - for the boy and the girl, for the Nikah registrar and for the local government.
When PAWLA makes the arrangement for such a marriage it advises the girl and the boy to keep the copy of the free will certificate with them, along with the Nikahnama, so that if accused of Zina they have a valid defence. The need for this particularly arises because when the legality of such a marriage is questioned in court, the local government often fails to produce the needed Nikahnama because records are not systematically maintained. This causes complications, and so Rashida Patel’s insistence that the procedure be streamlined. She is also of the view that the Zina ordinance which leads to victimization of such couples should be amended, if not repealed. “The MMA has said they will review the laws so that injustices do not occur. Let’s wait and see.”
One step that could alleviate much suffering is holding the trial of the couple against whom a case has been filed in the family court rather than lodge a criminal suit against them, according to several lawyers questioned. Senior advocate Wallail Gohar on her part ensures that the boy writes down the Meher amount in the contract so that the marriage which lacks social sanction is not easily broken. “I also ask the boy to bring along a ring.”
She says the couple only resorts to such a marriage because they face opposition. “Parents forget that Islam enjoins the couple getting married to like each other. If parents can accept this, then this would prevent much bitterness that occurs in families.”
But there are also lawyers like Uzma Khan who refers all couples approaching her for a court marriage to some other lawyer. “I don’t approve of such marriages,” she says. “It’s not right for a girl to deceive her parents. Besides, ninety percent of such marriages end in failure because one is carried away by one’s emotions while reality is something different. Such marriages lack social support, and worst of all, the girl suffers the most.”

