Jokes

Q. What did the left hand say to the right hand? A. How does it feel to always be right?

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Q. What did one eye say to the other? A. Between me and you, something smells.

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Q. Why don't acrobats work in the winter? A. They only do summer-saults.

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Q. Why did the judge send the turtle to jail? A. Because he was known as a hard case.

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Q. What do you comb a rabbit with? A. A hare brush.

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Q. Which rodent won the basketball game? A. The porcupine because he had the most points.

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Q. How do you catch a squirrel? A. Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Q. What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? A. You can't tuna fish.

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Q. What monkey is always exploding? A. A ba-boom.

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Q. Why can’t you play games in the jungle? A. Because there’s always gonna be a cheetah.