space jokes

Published February 23, 2013

Q: What is a spaceman’s favourite chocolate?

A: A marsbar!

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Q: Why did the sun go to school?

A: To get brighter!

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Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

A: When it’s full.

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Q: What do you call a tick on the moon?

A: A luna-tick

***** Q: What kind of music do planets sing?

A: Neptunes!

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Q: What’s a light-year?

A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.

***** Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

A: It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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Q: What do planets like to read?

A: Comet books!

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Q: What is an astronaut’s favourite key on the keyboard?

A: The space bar!

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Q: Why did the cow go to outer space?

A: To visit the Milky Way.

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Q: Where would an astronaut park his spaceship?

A: A parking meteor!

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Q: What was the first animal in space?

A: The cow that jumped over the moon!— Compiled by The Surfer iMovie