Q: How do you know when there’s an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling!
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Q: Where do polar bears put their money?
A: In snow banks
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Q: How does a skeleton call his friends?
A: On a telebone!
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Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt Dalmatian
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Q: When do kangaroos celebrate their birthdays?
A: On a leap year!
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Q: What happens when a robber bungles a robbery in a paint store?
A: The police catch him red handed!
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Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the moooovies
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Q: What day do potatoes hate the most?
A: Fry-day!
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Q: What kind of room can you eat?
A: A mushroom!
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Q: What do you call an oyster that won’t share?
A: A selfish shellfish— Compiled by The Surfer