In a few hours, Pakistan will be facing West Indies in another group match of the World Cup 2015. The pressure is on. Both teams have lost their first games. Both will be keen on conquering this one.

But one man may be the game changer.

A close examination of Chris Gayle's Instagram and Twitter accounts suggest Team Green is doomed.

For one, Gayle owns super glasses. The fact that they appear broken on one side is no comfort...


And he can bat with just about anything...


He's also super prepped for those toe-crushers.


Super, super prepped...


I mean REALLY ready...


He just couldn't be any readier...


OK STOP, please! Enough with the feet!


Also, Gayle can sport anything from Deepak Perwani...


To Mubasher Lucman...


More importantly, would our boys really want the reincarnation of Bob Marley to lose?


Or Snoop Dogg, for that matter...


Or Lasith Malinga...


Or Jack Sparrow...


I mean, the REAL Jack Sparrow...


And finally, who would want to win against Gayle and lose out on a Gangnam performance...


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