Here is what happened when Veena Malik invited a jinn to her show
Don't be scared to watch the Ramazan transmission, this jinn can change your life...
Disclaimer: This article is categorised as satire.
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Nadeem F. Paracha is a cultural critic and senior columnist for Dawn Newspaper and Dawn.com. He is also the author of two books on the social history of Pakistan, End of the Past and The Pakistan Anti-Hero.
He tweets @NadeemfParacha
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Jun 09, 2017 10:37am
Hahahaha. Very nice indeed. NFP! You are simply superb...
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Jun 09, 2017 10:37am
Hilarious
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Jun 09, 2017 10:38am
Hahaha... :-D
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Jun 09, 2017 10:38am
Woooh for the creativity!!! .. enjoyed reading it
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Jun 09, 2017 10:38am
not good but made me laugh though.
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Jun 09, 2017 10:45am
Brilliant!!
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Jun 09, 2017 10:46am
Haha. Excellent!
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Jun 09, 2017 10:51am
Haha! Making electricity from jinn. NFP you are the best.
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Jun 09, 2017 10:52am
I knew it was you NFP!
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Jun 09, 2017 10:57am
NFP is brilliant when it comes to satirical columns but memes are not his stronger forte.
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Jun 09, 2017 11:29am
Every time I see Paracha's name under an article, it put a smile on my face. :)
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Jun 09, 2017 11:30am
Hilarious !
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Jun 09, 2017 11:36am
hahahaha...that is so hilarious!!
Very well put...:D:D
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Jun 09, 2017 11:41am
Too good to read as always. :p
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Jun 09, 2017 11:44am
Only you can do this NFP. Good one!
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Jun 09, 2017 12:14pm
Good one.
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Jun 09, 2017 12:44pm
simply awesome
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Jun 09, 2017 12:46pm
Creativity at its best!
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Jun 09, 2017 01:49pm
I started reading because the title said Veena Malik ....on the second picture I said this HAS to be NFP......and sure enough it was NFP.......and it kept getting better right up to the end.
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Jun 09, 2017 05:19pm
The politicians of Pakistan are waiting to capitalize on private disputes and matters to extract mileage out of them.
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Jun 09, 2017 05:35pm
Enjoyed.
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Jun 09, 2017 07:15pm
Genius
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Jun 09, 2017 08:49pm
Awesome....loved it!
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Jun 10, 2017 01:54am
hahhhhahh not only funny but extremely hilarious! No disrespect to Vena Malik though but just can't stop ma lafffffiiiinnnn
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Jun 10, 2017 02:24am
Enjoying every bit of it. hilarious:)
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Jun 10, 2017 03:16am
funny!
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Jun 10, 2017 03:18am
The punchline was: JIN KHAPAY, KHAPAY, KHAPAY. Too good!
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Jun 10, 2017 03:19am
Creative, hilarious and insightful at the same time !!!
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Jun 10, 2017 03:20am
Jin Khapay Jin Kapay,I laughed my lungs out..
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Jun 10, 2017 03:23am
one of the best i have read in long time ... totally hilarious hahahaha cant stop laughing ...
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Jun 10, 2017 06:15am
Not up to NFP standard but still way ahead of other Sattire's we see in DAWN
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Jun 10, 2017 06:22am
Not bad
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Jun 10, 2017 07:53am
hahahahhah
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Jun 10, 2017 08:10am
Very Funny. Very Serious. Very Poignant.
It is more like Milk Shake with Ginger in it.
Seriously. A very subtle but yet poignant perspective.
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Jun 10, 2017 10:45am
"He's Scary". He is scary for both jinns and humans.
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Jun 10, 2017 05:57pm
On the 2nd read, I didn't know where to start; top to bottom or bottom up. This is so hilarious that aspiring writers who want to write satire should use this as reference. Or better yet, make a Taveez and fasten it to their arms.
TV Bhabi and Oyyye Jin - classic gem.
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Jun 11, 2017 04:23am
Great Nadeem. You make every one laugh. Thanks
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Jun 11, 2017 08:02am
It's not funny any more.
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Jun 11, 2017 08:57am
A couple of dialogues are good. An okay piece. I expect better from NFP stables.
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Jun 11, 2017 10:07am
As always, spot on and hilarious.
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Jun 11, 2017 11:09am
hahhaha too good!!
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Jun 11, 2017 11:32am
NFP Khapay, khapay, khapay.
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Jun 12, 2017 12:08am
@shalar ali Need to broaden your under - standing.
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Jun 12, 2017 12:47am
Spot on state of the nation.
I salute to you good sir
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Jun 12, 2017 05:15am
Amazing :-)
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Jun 12, 2017 05:15am
Amazing :-)
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Jun 12, 2017 12:31pm
the one and only genius versatile writer in Pakistan
NFP.
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Jun 12, 2017 12:33pm
the one and only genius versatile writer in Pakistan
NFP.
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Jun 12, 2017 07:17pm
Nadeem you spark is different and we all love it
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Jun 12, 2017 11:09pm
Very good expression in a different way.
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