Here is what happened when Veena Malik invited a jinn to her show

Don't be scared to watch the Ramazan transmission, this jinn can change your life...
Nadeem F. Paracha Published June 9, 2017

Disclaimer: This article is categorised as satire.

Nadeem F. Paracha is a researcher and senior columnist for Dawn Newspaper and Dawn.com. He is also the author of ten books on the social and political history of Pakistan.

He tweets @NadeemfParacha

Nadeem F. Paracha
FIZ
Jun 09, 2017 10:37am
Hahahaha. Very nice indeed. NFP! You are simply superb...
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tariq
Jun 09, 2017 10:37am
Hilarious
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Sana Saleem
Jun 09, 2017 10:38am
Hahaha... :-D
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Miss
Jun 09, 2017 10:38am
Woooh for the creativity!!! .. enjoyed reading it
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shalar ali
Jun 09, 2017 10:38am
not good but made me laugh though.
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Naureen
Jun 09, 2017 10:45am
Brilliant!!
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Nuaman AlI
Jun 09, 2017 10:46am
Haha. Excellent!
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DK
Jun 09, 2017 10:51am
Haha! Making electricity from jinn. NFP you are the best.
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Ashfaq Khan
Jun 09, 2017 10:52am
I knew it was you NFP!
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Adnan Afzal
Jun 09, 2017 10:57am
NFP is brilliant when it comes to satirical columns but memes are not his stronger forte.
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Majid
Jun 09, 2017 11:29am
Every time I see Paracha's name under an article, it put a smile on my face. :)
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Subhan
Jun 09, 2017 11:30am
Hilarious !
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Jaffer Raza
Jun 09, 2017 11:36am
hahahaha...that is so hilarious!! Very well put...:D:D
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Waqas Dilawar
Jun 09, 2017 11:41am
Too good to read as always. :p
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Rabia Naz Khan
Jun 09, 2017 11:44am
Only you can do this NFP. Good one!
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Anusri Tripathi
Jun 09, 2017 12:14pm
Good one.
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DS
Jun 09, 2017 12:44pm
simply awesome
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Gopal Sutar
Jun 09, 2017 12:46pm
Creativity at its best!
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Parvez
Jun 09, 2017 01:49pm
I started reading because the title said Veena Malik ....on the second picture I said this HAS to be NFP......and sure enough it was NFP.......and it kept getting better right up to the end.
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observation
Jun 09, 2017 05:19pm
The politicians of Pakistan are waiting to capitalize on private disputes and matters to extract mileage out of them.
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Masood Hussain
Jun 09, 2017 05:35pm
Enjoyed.
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Mohammad Ali bajwa
Jun 09, 2017 07:15pm
Genius
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Farah (New York, USA)
Jun 09, 2017 08:49pm
Awesome....loved it!
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BAPARDAH
Jun 10, 2017 01:54am
hahhhhahh not only funny but extremely hilarious! No disrespect to Vena Malik though but just can't stop ma lafffffiiiinnnn
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Superb
Jun 10, 2017 02:24am
Enjoying every bit of it. hilarious:)
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HAB
Jun 10, 2017 03:16am
funny!
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Zulfikar
Jun 10, 2017 03:18am
The punchline was: JIN KHAPAY, KHAPAY, KHAPAY. Too good!
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SaMeer
Jun 10, 2017 03:19am
Creative, hilarious and insightful at the same time !!!
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NASIR Soomro
Jun 10, 2017 03:20am
Jin Khapay Jin Kapay,I laughed my lungs out..
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kashif
Jun 10, 2017 03:23am
one of the best i have read in long time ... totally hilarious hahahaha cant stop laughing ...
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Ghalib
Jun 10, 2017 06:15am
Not up to NFP standard but still way ahead of other Sattire's​ we see in DAWN
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zakir
Jun 10, 2017 06:22am
Not bad
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imran
Jun 10, 2017 07:53am
hahahahhah
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Ajaya k Dutt
Jun 10, 2017 08:10am
Very Funny. Very Serious. Very Poignant. It is more like Milk Shake with Ginger in it. Seriously. A very subtle but yet poignant perspective.
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Muhammad Kamran arain
Jun 10, 2017 10:45am
"He's Scary". He is scary for both jinns and humans.
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TKHAN
Jun 10, 2017 05:57pm
On the 2nd read, I didn't know where to start; top to bottom or bottom up. This is so hilarious that aspiring writers who want to write satire should use this as reference. Or better yet, make a Taveez and fasten it to their arms. TV Bhabi and Oyyye Jin - classic gem.
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Dipak
Jun 11, 2017 04:23am
Great Nadeem. You make every one laugh. Thanks
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Shahid
Jun 11, 2017 08:02am
It's not funny any more.
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mangoman
Jun 11, 2017 08:57am
A couple of dialogues are good. An okay piece. I expect better from NFP stables.
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KB
Jun 11, 2017 10:07am
As always, spot on and hilarious.
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mariam
Jun 11, 2017 11:09am
hahhaha too good!!
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Wasif Syed
Jun 11, 2017 11:32am
NFP Khapay, khapay, khapay.
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Sultan Akhter (USA)
Jun 12, 2017 12:08am
@shalar ali Need to broaden your under - standing.
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Ashraf
Jun 12, 2017 12:47am
Spot on state of the nation. I salute to you good sir
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Maryam
Jun 12, 2017 05:15am
Amazing :-)
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Maryam
Jun 12, 2017 05:15am
Amazing :-)
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shingvy
Jun 12, 2017 12:31pm
the one and only genius versatile writer in Pakistan NFP.
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shingvy
Jun 12, 2017 12:33pm
the one and only genius versatile writer in Pakistan NFP.
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uzair
Jun 12, 2017 07:17pm
Nadeem you spark is different and we all love it
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Syed Waqar Ali
Jun 12, 2017 11:09pm
Very good expression in a different way.
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