Welcome future PM. Get ready to steer your party through election season.
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Your choices matter
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Good luck
Congratulations! Your score has hit the golden number!
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You win the elections
Oh no. Your score has dropped too low.
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You lose the elections
Promise your government will give out 80m solar panels for electricity. We’re guaranteed more votes.
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Political Advisor
That makes no economic sense! The country can't afford it.
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Economic Advisor
You should promise to drop petrol prices by Rs15 if elected.
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Political Advisor
If you do that, Pakistan will be bankrupt in six months.
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Economic Advisor
We can malign your competitor during primetime…if you pay.
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News Channel Head Honcho
Your competition has paid us to make you look bad. But you could outbid them…
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News Channel Head Honcho
Our channel needs money. Your party needs more coverage. Give us a big ol’ ad campaign.
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News Channel Head Honcho
The media are devil spawn. Don’t do it.
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Spiritual Advisor
We should be on TV alllll the time! Do it.
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Daughter
You spend millions on TV ads, but so do your competitors. Everyone gets equal coverage.
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You skip TV and spend those millions on Facebook ads, reaching nearly ever Pakistani voter.
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Your speeches mock the judiciary. Contempt!
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Milord
In that case, how about going to jail. Boys!
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Milord
You are arrested, your offices are stormed and your party members flee to South Africa. You lose the elections.
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End
Four of your candidates aren’t ‘sadiq and ameen’ (honest and righteous). They have to go.
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Milord
They all have children to run in their place. Let em’ go.
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Brother
You replace the four candidates with their children, maintaining the status quo.
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Continue
Let me dig up dirt on Milord. Perhaps we can ‘change’ his mind eh?
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Party Minion
The blackmail attempt backfires. You lose the elections and spend your life in jail with Party Minion.
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End
You should get married before the elections baita. Voters prefer a family man.
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Mom
The people do love a good marriage. Do it.
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Right-hand Man
Marriage will guarantee an election win. But only if you marry me.
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Spiritual Advisor
You marry, realize you’re a family man and retire from politics. You lose the elections, but gain three kids.
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End
Your next speech should honour the military.
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The Boys
Your next speech should mention increasing the defence budget if elected.
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The Boys
Your next speech should mention you’ll never allow trade with India.
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The Boys
Your next speech should mention increasing the defence budget if elected.
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The Boys
Your next speech should ask people to support a military coup.
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The Boys
A dictator rises and you lose the elections, but are rewarded with a 1200yd plot and a bag of cement.
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End
An aggressive Twitter campaign is launched against you.
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Terrorists will target politicians this week. It’s best you call off campaigning and stay home.
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The Boys
How about a technocrat government with you at the top? We can arrange that.
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The Boys
The Boys install a technocrat government for the next 12 years with you as its puppet PM. You win. Sort of.
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End
Supreme leader, our social media team needs $20,000 for Facebook boosts and snacks.
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Party Minion
We will lose in five constituencies unless we distribute ‘gifts’ to ‘key stakeholders’.
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Political Advisor
Don’t do that, supreme leader! Give that money to the poor and needy!
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Party Minion
The Election Commission wants us to change our party symbol to a houbara bustard. What now?
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Political Advisor
Houbara bustards thank you and actively campaign in your favour netting you 180k new voters.
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Houbara bustards are heartbroken and proceed to campaign against you in Balochistan.
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If you want to win on our turf, you’ll have to nominate our boy Tipu alias Bubbly. He’s a good guy, really.
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Namaloom Afraad
People hate Bubbly. But Bubbly hates rejection. Take him on board or we’re doomed.
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Consult Party Minion
Our candidate will be furious. We should refuse. Send Bubbly a gift hamper.
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Consult Brother
Your candidate is mysteriously gunned down days before the election. You lose this constituency.
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Your workers will need ‘protection’ while campaigning on our turf. Cough up ‘protection’ money.
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Namaloom Afraad
Eight of your workers go ‘missing’ in a matter of days. The others flee. You lose this constituency.
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We’ll lose if we play clean. Allow our candidates to talk about your rival’s extramarital affairs.
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Political Advisor
You shouldn't stay in the city while votes are being counted. Head to the hills!
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Spiritual Advisor
baita, you need to tell voters the competition is supported by Illuminati. I have Whatsapp video proof.
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Mom
You convince many that the Illuminati will take over unless your party wins. You gain a lot of support.
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Your rivals release video ‘proof’ of your party being funded by RAW. You lose considerable support.
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Young people find your speeches boring. How about hiring a DJ?
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Party Minion
An aggressive campaign in Balochistan could be a gamechanger. What say you?
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Right-hand Man
I can ask an actor to endorse you. Who do you want on your side?
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Party Minion
Farmers are sad. Their crops are failing. They demand you visit. It’s a key area.
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Economic Advisor
I can get a cricketer to endorse you. Take your pick!
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Party Minion
Supreme leader, we need a new campaign slogan. What do you suggest?
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Party Minion
How about ‘Make Pakistan great again’? I just came up with it.
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Daughter
How about “30 day free SMS/call bundle with your vote”?
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Cook
Your new slogan is considered the height of creativity. It is well loved by all.
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Your new slogan is WILDLY popular and has millions of votes flooding in even before the elections.
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Your speeches should focus on climate change. It’s a hot topic.
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Economic Advisor
Your speeches flop, but the UN lauds your commitment.
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What’s your stance on peace with India?
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Super Annoying Reporter
You are declared a RAW agent, locked up and set to be hung. You lose the elections.
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What’s your stance on CPEC?
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Super Annoying Reporter
Your are declared an enemy of the state. You flee to the US and kick off a career writing anti-Pakistan books.
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End
Sources say you’re being backed by the Americans. What say you?
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Super Annoying Reporter
Your party workers harassed women at your last rally! What do you plan to do?
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Super Annoying Reporter
Women form only 4% of your party. Why is that?
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Super Annoying Reporter
Your speeches about minority rights have angered our fundo vote bank. Stop please.
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Political Advisor
Most of our party members don't like focusing on minorities anyway. Scrap it.
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Right-Hand Man
Speak freely! We’ll get a few of our candidates to bash minorities to balance it out.
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Daughter
Daddy! We have candidates so old no one can understand a word they say. May I replace them?
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Daughter
We’re working far too hard daddy! Let’s go to London!
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Daughter
Daddy daddy! I want to skip the elections and holiday with my friends in France! Can I? Pleaseee.
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Son
Daddy daddy! I want to deliver all my election speeches in English. Can I? Pleaseee.
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Son
You’ll need me to form the government. That’ll cost you. I accept payment in the form of plots.
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Slimy Candidate
I can drop out of the race and support your candidate. That’ll be six plots and one sugar mill please.
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Slimy Candidate
Daddy! My ex-gf says I’m the father of her child. She’s threatening to tell all. Help me pleaseee.
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Son
Pay her off. No controversies in election season.
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Right-Hand Man
Slander her and ruin her reputation. No controversies in election season baita.
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Mom
End loadshedding tomorrow or no vote for you.
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Awaam
We don’t have the capacity OR mandate to do anything right now. Ignore them.
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Economic Advisor
Promise to launch a free generator scheme, sahib.
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Cook
Provide free bun kababs and chai at rallies or no vote for you.
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Awaam
Ur party leader posted Misogynist AF tweetz! EXPEL HIM #Gross
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Soshul Medya
Ignore. Let these Twitter-types go protest at the press club.
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Brother
I can tweet an apology on his behalf. And then we can proceed to do nothing.
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Daughter
V have video of ur candidate bl0cking roads while campaigning! EXPEL HIM #BanVIPculture
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Soshul Medya
ABE OYE! Exit the election race or we’re long marching to your mansion tomorrow.
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Good Lookin' Rival
You resign and ask to join your rival’s party. He accepts with open arms. You lose the elections.
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ABE OYE! 11 of your party leaders just joined me. Quit now and save yourself humiliation.
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Good Lookin' Rival
You resign and ask to join your rival’s party. He accepts with open arms. You lose the elections.
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End
If you promise to name the new airport after my papa I’ll adjust seats with you in Punjab.
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Lil' Boy Rival
You attacked papa in your speech. Now I attack your daughter on Twitter.
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Lil' Boy Rival
There’s a crisis. We HAVE to change our election symbol. Do you prefer a Pistachio or Manto’s face?
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Right-Hand Man
You didn’t declare owning designer underwear in your form. Maybe you should be disqualified…
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Milord
Our CEO fancies himself a politician. Give him a ticket and we’ll fund your campaign. Deal?
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Big Business
We’ll support your campaign IF you promise to make 26 tiny changes to property laws. Deal?
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Big Business
Promise the next metro project contract to my company and I’ll fund your campaign.
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Big Business
You need to sacrifice 762 Houbara bustards to ward off the evil eye.
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Spiritual Advisor
The Saudis have no Houbara bustards to hunt! They pull strings to ensure you lose the elections.
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I had a vision. You must eat one kilo of raw meat every day till the elections in order to win.
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Spiritual Advisor
You die six days into your new diet. Your party wins the elections without you, if that’s any consolation.
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All signs indicate you need to nominate me as a candidate to win the elections.
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Spiritual Advisor
We need to dig up dirt on our rival’s extra-marital affairs. Nothing like a good scandal to put voters off.
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Right-Hand Man
We should disguise some hooligans and send them to our rival’s rallies to wreak havoc.
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Right-Hand Man
We can bribe election staff doing the vote count to boost our numbers.
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Right-Hand Man
Your bribes are uncovered by Super Annoying Reporter. You are promptly arrested. You lose the elections.
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Our channel can declare you the winner before the vote count is in – for a price. What say you?
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News Channel Head Honcho
Head Honcho secretly shares details of the deal with your rival, who outbids you. You lose the elections.
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End
There is vide0 all over WhatsApp of Ballot B0xes in ur brother’s car! KikK him out of ur party!
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Soshul Medya
You need to rub onions all over your body on election day. Guarantees a win.
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Spiritual Advisor
End all feudalism. Reform land laws. We vote for you.
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Awaam
40% of our members are feudal. But we do want votes. Just lie.
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Brother
It would be a gamechanger for Pakistan. But our members would lose 70% of their wealth.
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Economic Advisor
We’ll launch a media group to do your bidding if you give us a five-year tax break.
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Big Business
Your candidate just ran over one of us in his Prado! We want JUSTICE!
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Awaam
Daddy my constituency is boring and FULL of poor people! I want to switch.
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Son
For your next big rally, should we serve biryani with or without potatoes?
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Cook
You gain 80k new voters in Karachi, and lose 80k in Lahore.
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You gain 80k new voters in Karachi, and lose 80k in Lahore.
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Baita, I want to be a candidate too. Give me a constituency with good weather please.
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Mom
@MariaBaloch89213 haz twe3ted that a vote 4 U is a vote for RAW!
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Soshul Medya
A massive #RAWagent social media campaign leads to your incarceration. You lose the elections.
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End
ABE OYE! I challenge ANYONE in your party to beat me at push-ups!
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Good Lookin' Rival
HAH! Your Cook collapsed after 11 push-ups! LOSER!
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Good Lookin' Rival
After push-ups, Good Lookin' Rival marries your Spiritual Advisor and drops out. You win the elections!
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Win
Papa says we can adjust seats with you if you take our doctor's name off the Exit Control List.
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Lil' Boy Rival