Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
A: They were all born on holidays.
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Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!
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One day a king sat outside his palace in a gloomy mood. The king saw a beggar passing by and he asked the beggar if he wanted some bread. He gratefully accepted it.
A: “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”
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Q: “Were any famous men born on your birthday?”
A: “No, only little babies.”
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Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of course!
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Q: What has wings, a long tail and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant!
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Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
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Q: What was the average age of a cave man?
A: Stone Age!
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Q: Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards?
A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
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Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
A: Because it was marble cake!
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Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
A: Musical hares!
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Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake!
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Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
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I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
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Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!
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Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
A: Thanks. I’ll never part with it!
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Q: Why are birthday’s good for you?
A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
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Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
A: “What’s eating you?”
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Q: What is a meaning of a true friend?
A: One who remembers your birthday but not your age!— Compiled by The Surfer
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