On January 22, 2017, a gifted Pakistani postgraduate student at the University of Stranraer, located on the shores of the idyllic Loch Ryan in Scotland, came upon a treatise buried among old, forgotten research on ancient Gaelic rituals. The student showed the 145,000 word document — authored in 1878 by a group christened Pincerna Suus Fecit (PSF) — to his PhD thesis advisor who, after careful perusal, deemed the discovery important enough to be shared with his local member of parliament (MP). The Lagos-born MP, in turn, shared it with a senior member of MI6 as well as with Dr Pelham Jardine, his former history professor at Keble College, University of Oxford. 

In a series of mysterious events, the four individuals who had initially read and shared the document — the postgraduate student, his advisor, her MP and the MP’s former professor — have all inexplicably disappeared. 

According to CNNNewsPointLive.com, the disappearances are directly connected to the PSF document and its contents. The renowned news organisation has conducted an extensive investigation into the affair over the past six months, leaving no stone unturned in its pursuit of the truth and the mystery of the ‘Missing Four.’

CNNNewsPointLive.com, which is headquartered in Abertridwr, Wales, but has active bureaus in Bandana, Kentucky; Layou, St. Vincent; Fáskrúðsfjörður, Iceland; Pendembu, Sierra Leone; and Kakul, Pakistan, has tried consistently to reach out to MI6, University of Oxford, as well as No.10 Downing Street, for an explanation pertaining to the disappearances but to no avail. However, after months of sleuthing, the news site’s investigative unit has finally managed to track down a copy of the elusive PSF document from the Nigerian cousin and business partner of the missing MP.

According to Brigadier (retd) M. Bajwa, Senior Editor, Investigations, CNNNewsPointLive.com, the document contains information that, if made public in its entirety, is likely to bring the entire geopolitical edifice crumbling down. “The PSF was a secret and powerful group of highly influential public figures spread across the world that had carefully and methodically drafted the course our planet was to take over the next 800-900 years,” explained Brig Bajwa. “Every move was carefully considered and implemented with an eye on shaping the new world order every few decades. In fact, the PSF document has a very detailed appendix, with a special section marked ‘New Order: From Blue Monday to Black Sunday,’ drafted personally by Bernard T. Sumner, PSF’s Executive Chancellor and Secretary-General,” he said. 

“If one looks at the shape of the world today, one can see how incredibly influential the PSF progenitors were and how their vision continues to shape our planet,” said Brig Bajwa. “For instance, the document has a chapter entitled ‘The Strongmen Cometh’ wherein they have clearly outlined how, with the advent of the 21st century, PSF will orchestrate the emergence of autocratic, rightwing, dictatorial populists — from the US to India — bankrolled into power by disconnected elites. The PSF even lists the qualities and characteristics of all those sections of society that will comprise this elite group. I, for one, found it utterly fascinating how they were able to describe me and my kind to a T!” he added.

Brig Bajwa said that the PSF consisted of influential people of every faith and persuasion. “From Jews and Christians to Hindus, Buddhists and Muslims, the power elite even then brilliantly demonstrated how it has always been able to overcome differences of faith and nationality and come together to collectively exercise power and pillage. There are passages in the document that literally take your breath away with their prescience. For instance, where it states ‘A century hence, atheist capitalists will rebuild the Silk Road with the help and guidance of the elite from a warrior race,’ I get goosebumps,” he confessed. “And because PSF consisted of Muslim brethren as well, this injunction on CPEC feels so … ordained.”

From Jews and Christians to Hindus, Buddhists and Muslims, the power elite even then brilliantly demonstrated how it has always been able to overcome differences of faith and nationality and come together to collectively exercise power and pillage.”

The document, which is currently available only on WhatsApp in both Pakistan and Nigeria, foretells a new economic and political system to be put in place by 2020 whereby all national boundaries will dissolve and be replaced with a system of economic apartheid. North America, Europe, Middle East, and Australasia will be dotted with islands of tax-free zones and gated communities filled with expensive retail outlets (including schools and hospitals), which the multiple-passport-holding global elite will lovingly call ‘home.’

“As YouTube-trained historians and political analysts, we know that conspiracy theories are true only when we say they are true and in the case of the PSF document, I am so sure of its veracity that I am willing to bet your life on it!” said Brig Bajwa.

Farid Alvie was born. He currently lives.
He tweets @faridalvie

Published in Dawn, EOS, July 9th, 2017

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