After the Trump win, anything is possible in the US…
Some really big changes are on their way. NFP outlines just a few.
Jar Jar Binks wins an Oscar …
The Klu Klux Klan begins to lead the annual Macy’s Parade.
Through a referendum, a majority of Americans vote for a gender-change for the Statue of Liberty.
Washington DC, with its large black population, is relegated as a slum and the White House is moved to Jackson, Mississippi.
The Walking Dead is turned into a reality show.
Shalabh Kumar, the chairman of the Republican Hindu coalition, is officially designated as an honorary white American.
Sylvester Stallone makes a new Rambo movie in which he single-handedly eliminates dozens of blacks, Hispanics, immigrants, Muslims, liberals and disabled people. In New York.
Stephen Hawking renounces science and becomes an evangelic …
A precondition to enter the US is introduced for Muslims. They will have to bring with them at least 10 barrels of oil.
Pussy-grabbing replaces baseball as America’s national sport.
Disclaimer: This article is categorised as satire.
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Nadeem F. Paracha is a cultural critic and senior columnist for Dawn Newspaper and Dawn.com. He is also the author of two books on the social history of Pakistan, End of the Past and The Pakistan Anti-Hero.
He tweets @NadeemfParacha
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Nov 10, 2016 12:46pm
Great work Sir!
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Nov 10, 2016 12:50pm
Last image is EPIC!
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Nov 10, 2016 12:50pm
Excellent, fabulous, fantastic !!!
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Nov 10, 2016 12:55pm
NFP is still in the game!
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Nov 10, 2016 12:56pm
Haaah!!! Last one such smartly said......
I kill me... :p
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Nov 10, 2016 12:59pm
HAHAHA! NFP you just can't stop
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Nov 10, 2016 01:10pm
Awesome. Simply too funny!
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Nov 10, 2016 01:20pm
The last one was like.....wwwhhhaaaaa!!!!!!! Sarcasm at its best.
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Nov 10, 2016 01:22pm
As expected - very nice
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Nov 10, 2016 01:24pm
Superrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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Nov 10, 2016 01:28pm
Brilliant as usual... great fan of yours
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Nov 10, 2016 01:39pm
Epic
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Nov 10, 2016 01:44pm
Remarkable piece. I am fan of yours NFP!
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Nov 10, 2016 01:45pm
par excellence...
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Nov 10, 2016 02:02pm
excellent work
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Nov 10, 2016 02:13pm
How about Donald Duck becoming the next president of United States of America?
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Nov 10, 2016 03:30pm
Good one
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Nov 10, 2016 03:41pm
We are asking the world to stop judging Pakistanis, but at the same want to judge the rest of the world. This type of sarcasm will not help us. America is great for a reason and we are a 3rd world for some reasons as well. America is and will remain a liberal country, whereas we will always remain narrow minded and 3rd world in my view.
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Nov 10, 2016 03:54pm
@Awan: I bet you wouldn't have said this had Hillary won instead of Trump. US is changing and it is changing towards worse as evidenced by selecting Trump, who has unarguably a racist, egotistic, self centered, whiny, narcissist. We are not judging, the whole world including sane Americans are saying the same.
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Nov 10, 2016 04:38pm
NAILED IT!
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Nov 10, 2016 05:41pm
Its all about timing...keep up the good work mate.
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Nov 10, 2016 06:37pm
No one can match you. Not funny but really Touching!
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Nov 10, 2016 08:45pm
Can anyone please tell me from where I can download a book name End of the Past by Nadeem F. Paracha
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Nov 10, 2016 10:10pm
The last one shocked me a bit - only after scrolling down could I appreciate the joke better :-)
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Nov 10, 2016 10:50pm
Shalabh Kumar being a honorary white person was a good 0ne, along with his explanation for becoming brown.
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Nov 10, 2016 11:14pm
What is that brown stuff on Shalabh Kumar's nose and beard ?
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Nov 11, 2016 12:39am
Great! love it.
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Nov 11, 2016 01:21am
Haahhhah! how about 17 camel?
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Nov 11, 2016 01:26am
Hqhahahah nice sir.......
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Nov 11, 2016 03:12am
@Waqas didnt see them,
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Nov 11, 2016 04:18am
Shalabh Kumar, best one:)
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Nov 11, 2016 04:45am
Alwasy on the DOT.....Sylvester Stallone was the best one i like:)
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Nov 11, 2016 04:57am
Pillsbury Dough boy as KKK's new White supremacists' power symbol,at Macy's parade LoL.. That was best. Somehow this should be shared with Yahoo news, Huffington Post and other websites, where a lot more Americans can appreciate the smart Pakistani Satire. Thanks for the intelligent and funny pic article.
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Nov 11, 2016 06:03am
Nice work till you reach the end and find the disclaimer: this article is categorized as satire. No kidding Sherlock.
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Nov 11, 2016 08:29am
Wish more people in U.S. could enjoy also. Many thanks.
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Nov 11, 2016 10:14am
Stunning shot by Nadeem F Paracha
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Nov 11, 2016 11:49am
Lol.losers are too much worried....Trump has proved all losers wrong by being a WINNER.take it losers
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Nov 11, 2016 12:15pm
@analyses agree,it's major change in American politics.
Everyone is playing same cards-race,class,religion,color etc.
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Nov 11, 2016 01:02pm
hahahah HILLARYious :D
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Nov 11, 2016 07:49pm
@Awan
I agree, US check and balance system won't empower single person to change the country the way media is presenting or even Donald Trump was saying before election. All Muslims and other minorities should continue focusing their education and job. Also participating in US politics by Muslim youth is a must to change the stereotype views of many. We need to come out of complaining mode.
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Nov 11, 2016 08:56pm
@Awan
Historically it's uncorrect.
Nations rise and fall
At a personal level I would advise you not to be negative or nilhistic.
We live with hope.
Human or a particular nation behavior improve or could deteriorate.
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Nov 11, 2016 11:07pm
Very entertaining
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Nov 11, 2016 11:56pm
Funny stuff ...... but those who predict doom and gloom after this election would be well advised to be cautious.
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Nov 12, 2016 09:09pm
How do you this brother? Amazing stuff. Keep up the good work, sir!
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Nov 12, 2016 10:39pm
ha ha this was funny.
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Nov 13, 2016 02:24am
Awesome!!
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