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After the Trump win, anything is possible in the US…

Published Nov 10, 2016 12:41pm

Jar Jar Binks wins an Oscar …

The Klu Klux Klan begins to lead the annual Macy’s Parade.

Through a referendum, a majority of Americans vote for a gender-change for the Statue of Liberty.

Washington DC, with its large black population, is relegated as a slum and the White House is moved to Jackson, Mississippi.

The Walking Dead is turned into a reality show.

Shalabh Kumar, the chairman of the Republican Hindu coalition, is officially designated as an honorary white American.

Sylvester Stallone makes a new Rambo movie in which he single-handedly eliminates dozens of blacks, Hispanics, immigrants, Muslims, liberals and disabled people. In New York.

Stephen Hawking renounces science and becomes an evangelic …

A precondition to enter the US is introduced for Muslims. They will have to bring with them at least 10 barrels of oil.

Pussy-grabbing replaces baseball as America’s national sport.

Disclaimer: This article is categorised as satire.