Haseeb Asif
We’re emitting enough pollutants to bring us to death’s door.
Published 23 Dec, 2023 06:53am
A round-up of all the things that are raising Pakistanis’ blood pressures and the dollar rate…
Published 05 Feb, 2023 08:15am
Let’s forget the past year and a looming worse year. Instead, let’s recount our achievements on our Diamond Jubilee…
Published 08 Jan, 2023 07:42am
Now that the issue of the new army chief is settled, the cafe’s collective attention can turn to sports, without feeling guilty
Published 11 Dec, 2022 10:37am
There’s nothing so absurd about Pakistani politics that cannot be made worse by public statements…
Published 13 Nov, 2022 07:33am
There have been so many leaks from so many old politicians, maybe they should look for a doctor instead of security agencies.
Published 16 Oct, 2022 06:35am
A round-up of the news from the past week from the favourite haunt of curmudgeonly coffee drinkers
Published 18 Sep, 2022 07:45am
A round-up of recent events in Pakistani politics. Never a dull moment in the land of the pure absurdity
Published 14 Aug, 2022 05:13am
Turns out that the CIA’s plan was really Imran Khan’s plan all along
Published 22 May, 2022 08:36am
11,000 Pakistanis are languishing in prisons around the world
Updated 19 Dec, 2021 10:49am
The prime minister goes on a letter-writing spree...
Updated 16 May, 2021 12:43pm
As if things were not strange enough in the Land of the Pure, Pakistan became one big Zoom meeting of senility
Published 28 Mar, 2021 06:28am
The most famous sound engineer in Pakistan finds himself caught, yet again, in the crossfire between
the government and the...
Published 24 Jan, 2021 06:44am
Stories from Pakistan’s most rapidly growing video sharing app...
Updated 28 Dec, 2020 11:09am
What happens after memes go viral? And is there any going back for the people featured in them?
Published 22 Dec, 2020 10:35am
What happens after memes go viral? And is there any going back for the people featured in them?
Updated 20 Dec, 2020 04:02pm
He's a name that isn't dying anytime soon.
Published 27 Nov, 2020 01:46pm
Why does the state give the impression of entertaining an incendiary extremist party such as the TLP at all?...
Published 22 Nov, 2020 07:21am
The TikTok ban was only the latest in a line of such bans. What does a state obsessed with censorship and regulation...
Published 25 Oct, 2020 07:07am
A poignant account of struggling with a life-changing health disorder
Published 29 Oct, 2017 06:06am
