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FUNNY THOUGHTS!
* Do stairs go up or down?
* Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?
* If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
* Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
* Can you get cornered in a round room?
* Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
* Why don’t the hair on your arms get split ends?
* Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
* Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are vegetables?
* Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract brown?
* You know the expression, “Don’t quit your day job?” Well what do you say to people who work nights?
* Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
* Which way does a compass point in space?
* If Mars had earthquakes would they be called mars quakes?
* Can bald men get lice?
* Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?
* Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren’t they just different forms of water?
* Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
* If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?
* Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
* Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
* Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
* If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
* Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny?
* Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper?
* Since there is a rule that states “I” before “E” except after “C”, wouldn’t “science” be spelled wrong?
Contributed by Ghazal Pervaize
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