The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. Franklin P. Jones
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far the universe is winning. Rich Cook
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of. Burt
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night. Charlie Brown
Never make the same mistake twice; there are so many new ones to make. Anonymous