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Young World


January 31, 2004



Laugh it ff!



By Contributed by Marium Hanif


Practice makes perfect...

But nobody’s perfect...

So why practice?



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If your father is a poor man.

It is your fate but.

If your father-in-law is a poor man.

It’s your stupidity.



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I was born intelligent

Education ruined me.



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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station...

What more can I say...



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If it’s true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for?



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Since light travels faster than sound,

People appear bright until you hear them speak.



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How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?



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“Your future depends on your dreams”

So go to sleep


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The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So... why learn.



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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning



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“Hard work never killed anybody”

But why take the risk !



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God made relatives;

Thank God we can choose our friends.



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“Work fascinates me”

I can look at it for hours !



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