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Laugh it off!
Teacher: George where is America on this map?
George: Here.
Teacher: Now class, who discovered America
Class: George.
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Teacher to a new student: I have seen your face somewhere.
Student: I don’t know it was always at the same place.
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Teacher: Tina, why have you written ‘etc.’ everywhere in your answer paper?
Tina: you said that ‘etc.’ includes everything.
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Teacher: what is the chemical formula of water?
Sara: hijklmno
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Sara: Yesterday you said H2O.
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