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September 20, 2003
Laugh it ff!
By Contributed by Zara Gulzar
A science teacher asked: “Ali, what is the formula for water?”
“H, I, J, K, L, M, N and O,” Ali replied.
“That’s not what I taught you,” the teacher said.
“But you said the formula for water was H to O”. the perplexed boy replied.
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Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school with him?
A: To help him get into a higher class.
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“I’ve just received an anonymous letter.”
“Oh, who from?”
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A husband and wife drove for a mile in silence after terrible arguments. The husband pointed to a donkey in a pasture, “Relative of yours,” he said.
“Yes” she replied, “by marriage”.
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