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Young World


September 6, 2003



Laugh it off!



By Contributed by Qurrat-ul-ain Ashfaq


Angry Golfer: “Peter is a cheat — I’m not going to play with him again.”

Friend: “Why not?”

Golfer: “Well, how could he possibly find his lost ball at the edge of the green when it was in my pocket all the time. That proves he is a cheat!”


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Psychiatrist: “And how long has your husband thought he was Napoleon?”

Wife: “Ever since Waterloo!”


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“I’ve just received an anonymous letter.”

“Oh, who from?”



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