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Young World


July 5, 2003



Laugh it ff!


Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?

Pupil: The moon.

Teacher: Why?

Pupil: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it.


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MARY: John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do you think, Peter?

PETER: A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.



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